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MR. P THIS IS A ERASABLE INK!!!!!!!!


Mr. P: HI DAIN!


Me: (Shows blue ink)


Mr. P:.... HI DAIN!


Me: CAN I POUR THIS ON YOOOU?!


Mr. P:...


Me: PPLEEEAASSEE


Mr. P:.... And why would I want that?


Me: BCS I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!


Mr. P: (slowly lifts his arm)


Me: (Puts drops of ink. on his sleeve)


(usually takes one minute for the ink to fade away)


Mr. P: (After 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 microsecond) (angry voice)(eyes red) DAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!


(5 mins later)


Me: Hi


Mr. P: Why HeLLO Dain!


Me: Laurie.


Mr. P: Well excuse me Laurie. Whatdouwant.


Me: Wheres de ink?


Mr. P: (Sees ink gone) ......!!!! I..... I LICKED IT!!!!~~



Moral: Mr. P is weird. he licked ink. also:


Cloudwing sucks!


Second moral: DON'T THROW BOOKS AT BEETLES!


Third moral: DON't RiDE BIKES AND GO PAST LAURIE BCS HER BAG IS HEAVY BUT IS HEAVIER WITH YELLOWFANG'S SECRET!!!


Fourth moral: MATH SUCKZ!


Fifth moral: GGL dOES NOT SUUCKK


byi.

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Laurie
Laurie
12. Okt. 2021

I MEAN.... I GUESS YOU CAN eat a straw if you're a goat but as a

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Laurie
Laurie
12. Okt. 2021

What if....


Theres a straw


Like.....


You dont EAT the straw


...? 😲😲

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Patrick Burbine
Patrick Burbine
12. Okt. 2021

Dain, let me make my warning more clear: stop using the word "suck." Thanks.

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