Cake Bomb

HELU EVERYONE! I AM GOING TELL U GUYS A CAKE THAT YOU CAN GIVE TO A PERSON THAT YOU HATE, AND MAKE THE PERSON BE SURPRISED!!

BUT FIRST, requirements. As I said above, you have to make the cake look as delicious as you can but only on the outside, okay?

So, to make a only-outside-pretty-cake, you need ; sugar, toad legs, some dirty water, soil, cream cheese that has bacteria in it, the poop of your dog, powders, Acetone, stump remover, and drain opener ( I searched it in the internet)

Now, don't panick because you think that this is too harsh, okay?

But first, I will tell you how to make a bomb ( I think...)

First, you combine Acetone, bomb powder, stump remover, and drain opener which are I think all liquid which will make a chemical reaction which I think. Then, bring a container fast before it explodes, and cover it with gel to make the container solid, I think.

THen, just keep your bomb at your desk because we will build our cake on top of the bomb that you just made.

IF you have the bomb on your desk, here are the steps to make a outside- looking pretty- cake on the top.

First step ; you combine sugar, powder, dirty water, soil, and cream cheese. Then, mix it at least 50 times to make it hard, but if it becomes to hard, mix more dirty water to make it softer.

This first step would help you to make the inside line of the cake, and make the inside line pretty because the outside looks can differ from how the inside looks

Second step ; squash the toad legs and make it even, and some of your dog's poop. If you don't have a dog, you can put in chinese medicine. However, the medicine should be very sticky and gooy because it has to do the same effect to the cake as the poop.

The second step will help you to make the volume of the cake before you decorate the last part of this cake pretty which is the third step.

Third step ; bring cream, some pretty edible things, and glitter. After you have all these requirements, first cover your disgusting cake with white and sweet cream. You have to cover it well because I highly think that the cake would be the mixture of black, brown, black brown, and green which will make it impossible to see with eyes. THen, cover the white cream with fruits, or candies and lastly add some pretty glitter.

This step would help you to make the eating person get convinced enough to eat the cake that you had made for them

Now, this is the last step which is the hardest step of all ; convincing that person that you don't like to eat this cake

You can convince them out very well with your own skills and make them eat it. However, if the person you hate doesn't get convinced, and doesn't eat it while you are seeing it, just drop it on top of their head, and they will be able to eat toad legs, and soil, with the mixture of bombs.

Thank you for reading this blog. If you think it was fun, please leave a comment below

BAII

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