Ok so I think that warriroris???warirrors? Ugh anyways that cat book thing that is awesome as Dreamstar is- (Me: (Looking out the window seeing a jet fli by for a minute).... OK IM Back Ok so that Cat book called waaaarriorrrrzs is verry berry very bery cool!-er than LC and PJ and HP and! Anywayz
Warriors:(Summary of Firestar's life)
Firepaw: (chat chat with Graypaw)
Clawface of SC: (Killes Spottedleaf)
Firepaw: (Stops chatting with Graypaw) NOOO MA CHILDHOOD CRUSH (That is prob 10 moons older than him)REEEEEVENNNGGEE!
Graypaw: WHen da wurld didu like her
Firepaw: (Too busy charging at ShadowClan and trying to kill Brokenstar who is 343612765942736 moons older than him) BWHAHAHHAHAHA
Brokenstar: (Runs away from a apprentice that is 343612765942736 younger than him) MMUMMYYY!!!
Bluestar: So uh you did nothing u hav ur warrior name sure ok Fireheart go find WC!
Fireheart: (goes Find WindClan with Graystripe)
Graystripe: LET UZ DUMMIES GO INTO A FORGIEN tERRITORI!!~
Whiteclaw (RiverClan) WHATRUDOINGINRCTERRITORY?!
Graystripe: (grabs him and dropps him offa cliff)
Whiteclaw: wait NOOOOO
Graystripe: All a dai's work!
Silverstream of RiverClan: (Seeing Graystripe kill her Clammate) I think I like you!
Graystripe: Im a good murderer, rite hon*y?
Silverstream: HAHAHA WHITECLAW LOV*D ME WELP NOW HE'S DED I LIKE U RANDOM TC WARRIOR! :]
Fireheart: STOP YOU IDIOTS
Graystripe: Ok I don't like YOU anymore cuz I like this just now met stranger betterthan YOU FIREHEART IM LEAVING IS CLAN!
Silverstream: (Dies)
Graystripe: .... nvm my lov* iz ded lol (grabs his kits and puts them right smack middle of ThunderCLan camp) LOL THIS IS MY KITS DUDES THE MUM IS A RC CAT DON'T FORGET TO RESPECT DEM!!!~~~
T C: (Turns on him)
Graystripe: (grabbing his kits again) HEH HEh MA LOVELIS WE GOIN OKOK???
Fireheart: What NO
Tigerclaw (Deputy): WELL NOW TC IS WEAK! MUHAHAHHA I SHALL TAKE OVER!
Everycat: Ummm we know ur plans now
Tigerclaw: NO YOU DON- Oh wait yus u do I JUST TOLD YOU AHHHH!
Fireheart: (Sits on top of him while Blustar starts to freak out that Tigerclaw placed a claw on her pinkie toe)
Blustar: NO PLACING CLAWS ON PINKIE TOES! OUT!
Tigerclaw: OK!~~~ I'LL REMEMBER TO LEAVE A PACK OF DOGS TO KILL YOUR WARRIORS AFTER I TAKE OVER SHADOWCLAM!!~~ <3
Everycat: Ummmm we knnow your plans now
Tigerclaw: NO YOU DON- Oh wait yus u do I JUST TOLD YOU! Darn
Fireheart: Ok so make me deput-
Blustar: U ARE DEP! OK?!
(Some time later)
(Bluestar dies bcs of a pack of doggis that TIgerclaw left)
A very, cute pomeranian: Waff! waff! (licks Bluestar)
Bluestar: NOOOOO!!! (Dies)
pomeranian: Waff?
BEEEEP!
Fireheart: ok im leder now!
Firestar: Ok so-
Tigerstar: MUHA IM LEDER OF SHADOWCLAN NOW AND I HAVE CONTROL OF RIVErCLAM ALSO SO HA I SHALL DEFEAT YOU TOO WITH A NEW CLAN CALLED BLOODCLAN WHO MIGHT TRY TO TURN ON ME AND MURDER ME AND MY 9 LIVES....oh geez.
Scorge: ME IZ LEDER BLOOFCLAN OF! DEFEAT ME YOU! ALZO GOOD ME AT GRAMMAR!
Firestar: uhhhhhh
Scorge: OK ANYWAY DIE STARTIGER
Tigerstar: (defeated by a tiny small black kitten) GROOOAN (dies 9 times)
Firestar: OK!!!!!! FITE!!!
Firestar: (Dies. one time)
Scorge: MUAHAHHA- (Firestar kills him back)
Firestar: Wait, he was my half-bro?
Graystripe: yeeeeeeah. whocares.
Firestar: (Does more stuff and dies)
AND GUESS WHAT?!
HE DIED
BECAUSE OF A TREE!
BWIIAI
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