If the Warriors's most stupid+ annoying cat were leader..

Guess who?

If you know me...

or Warriors...

I mean, Pffht. It might not make sense at all (sorry ><)

Guess who this cat is.

Drumroll please!!!

Berrynose

(SOME of you might gasp, SOME might not.)

Stupidity- 5/5

Proof-
 I mean. WOW. 
(FIRESTAR LOST A LIFE, JUST NOW)
Berrynose: How was it? did you see him die? Was it scary?
Brambleclaw: (basically smacks a paw over his face) I would expect that question from a kit Berrynose.

annoying rate- 5/5

Proof- 
OMG POOR HONEYFERN! she was Berrynose's not-Yet-having-kits mate and she died from a snake.
Berrynose: BOO HOO HOO! MY POOR MATE- oh wait, I have her pretty sister! POPPYFROST!!!
(in StarClan aka heaven)
Honeyfern: (watching) tsk tsk. that.... that... MONSTER. I will... I WILL... You....YOUOUOU NEVER FOR GIIIIIIVE
Poppyfrost: Berrynose? Yes?
Berrynose: I want u now cuz ur sis es ded.
Poppyfrost:......err.....uhh...
Berrynose: THANK YOU!
(WHEN POPPYFROST IS GONNA HAVE KITS LIKE, 2 MONTHS LATER)
Poppyfrost: I think I'm having your kits- I'm getting fat.
Berrynose:ALRIGHTY, POPPY, IN YOU GO TO THE NURSERY!
Poppyfrost:  WHAT?! IT'S DUE NEXT-NEXT MONTH!!!
Berrynose: Jayfeather! Poppyfrost is having my kits!
Poppeyfrost: now now. I'm fine. I-
Berrynose: Does she have to go to the nursery NOW?!
Jayfeather: Actually, since it's due next-next month, she's fine. She can do Warrior duties for a while now-
Berrynose: NO!!!!! IN IN IN IN IN IN IN I N IN I.N. POPPYFROST!!!!!!!!!
Jayfeather: ...why bother ask then?

NOW, Here is the scary part.

if this monster was... LEADER. (aka 56432736451months later) when Poppyfrost is dead

Berrynose: I go to Moonpool.I NEED MY 9 LIVES

Jayfeather: Yaz yaz. you go. you go and don't come back.

Berrynose: GOOD IDEA! I ZHALL ZEE HONEYFERN AGAN!

Jayfeather:...

(THE TWO CATS TRAVEL)

Jayfeather: Now. I want you to put your tip of the nose on the surface of the water-

(BERRYNOSE PLUNGES IN THE MOONPOOL WITH A Pink and blue BIKINI SUIT ON)

Jayfeather: NOOOOOOOO

Berrynose: (Spluttering)whooo wee! this is sure deep! it stretches down 56 meter-Zzzzzz...

Jayfeather:....(touches nose to water)

(in StarClan territory)

Berrynose: (Berrynose is here, rapping about StarClan cats)

Waz Up, You furry munchers?

Yo empty rat-hole stinkbug?

Ya smelly belly?

Pooper scooper bloopers?

idiot brainsmashers?

Chum Bums?

grow flabbergasted warts,

Yo mama lama obamamama

Wipe thy ugly face

Thou Mama wears armor

Methinks you stink, thou beetle headed harpy

Sit thee on spit then eat my sneakers, you thou drowning beef witted nut-hook

grow  unsightly warts thou-

(Yellowfang appears and smacks him)

Berrynose: YOWSA!

Yellowfang: I will give your life. (shortly)

Berrynose: No Greetings like, 'Hello, young cat, I see it is time for your generation to shine. I am Yellow Pee or what-sit and the first one to give your life. Do not grieve for your dead leader. He is around us, safe and-'

Yellowfang: NOW NOW. 

Berrynose: I HATE MY FIRST LIFE!!!

Yellowfang: Wha?

Berrynose: What in the name of StarClam is the life 'NOW NOW?!'

Yellowfang: First life- DIE.

Bluestar: SECOND LIFE, Kill Firestar.

Firestar: THIRD LIFE, kill Bluestar to avenge Firestar 

Bramblestar: KILL THESE TWO STUPID CATS.

Floofybum: BE DUHHHHHHHHHHH DUM DUM DE dum dum de doble do do la! la (starts humming) DOOOO! DE DUM DUM DUM LAAAAa LA LA La la la la... (fades away, doing the chicken dance)

Sandstorm: Six life, jump off a 589 meter cliff

Brokenstar: HAHAHA I'm HEEEEERE MOMMY!!!

Sandstorm: BWAHAAAA! WHA?! UR A VILLAN!!! YOU DON'T BELONG IN STARCLAN, GIVING LIVES!!!

Brokenstar: Seventh life, arise the Place of no stars again and destroy the clans!!! 

(563842 cats charges toward running Brokenstar)

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Berrynose: Where are my two lives?

Yellowfang: Honeyfern should be here by now...

(BERRYNOSE FAINTS OF HAPPINESS)

Poppyfrost(pokes her had out of a bush): Uhhhhhhhh... can we come out now?

Honeyfern(ALSO pokes her head out of a bush): .......Uhhhhhhhh I don wanna give him a life.

Poppyfrost: I hate him for loving Honeyfern more,

Honeyfern: And I hate him for choosing Poppyfrost even when I died, not staying loyal to me...

Poppyfrost & Honeyfern: WE BOTH HATE HIM!!!

they run off

Yellowfang: Uhh.... Berrynose?

Berrynose:(wakes up) Yus?

Berrynose: OH! AM I DOEN?! WElL GIMMY MY NAME, YA OLD BONEBAG!

Yellowfang: Okey dokey

I NEVER WILL welcome you, BERRYSTAR!!!

Berrystar: WHAT?! THAT NAME IS HORRIBLE!

Yellowfang: (SINGING) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveryone haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates yooooooou~ Berry STAAAAAAAR!

Berrystar: I feel weird...

Berrystar Smacks his head front and fro until he dies once. Then he jumps at Firestar, and kills him. He then kills Bluestar. He says 'BWALA HA AHA HA BO GA BOGALLA BO GOO and Then he pauses because his fourth life said to kill Bluestar and Firestar but he already killed them. He runs to the nearest cliff and gets his I-phone measure app and measures the hight and jumps. he dies again and he charges to the dark forest and...

Berrystar: YO DARK OR BIGHT OR WHATEVER BLAH BLERALE HO CARES FOREST CATS! YO YO YO YO YO YO KILLLLLLLLLL Clan!

Dark forest: WOOOOO HOOO!!! WHAT'S THE PLAN?

Berrystar: look. first, we warn the clans. then we walk up to them, say hi, show our teeth, and jump!!!

Dark Forest: (cheers)

(Dark forest looses)

(Dark forest kills Berrystar)

third life lost!

(he has remaining 4 lives)

(Berrystar wakes up)
(Berrystar drowns, Cuz he is still in the Moonpool.)
(he looses a life) -3 lives remain
(he wakes up in the Moonpool)
(Berrystar drowns, Cuz he is still in the Moonpool.)
(he looses a life) -2 lives remain
(he wakes up in the Moonpool)
(Berrystar drowns, Cuz he is still in the Moonpool.)
(he looses a life) -1 lives remain
(he wakes up in the Moonpool)
(Berrystar drowns, Cuz he is still in the Moonpool.)
(he looses a life) -0 lives remain

(He never got his last two lives, since Poppy and Honey refused)

Berrystar is gone forever.

(THE END!!!)