So, uh Dreamstar wanted to see ya and I said no, but she insisted so, and I said no, and she smacked a poisonous snake to prove how she'd beat me up if I didn't let her, so I did.
Dreamstar: HIIIIII SOME GUY LOOKING AT MAI VERY VERY PRETTY AND CUTE AND NOT PRINCESS-ILLNESS THING-LY DREAMSTAR THE CATGOD WHO IS THE BEST WITH THE PERSON CALLED DAIN WHO IS DEFINITELY LAURIE!!!
And then I told her to shut up.
Dreamstar: (Smacks TWO snakes until they both faint.)
And since I was scared I let her go on.
Dreamstar: AND I AM THE BESTTTTT AND I AM DEFFO NoT RUNNING OUTTA THINGS TO SAAAAY????
And then I duct-taped her to a tree with a duck.
and then she ate the duck.
also, I freaked out.
ANYWAYS.
(IF Dreamstar thought a fox was a rabbit...)
Dreamstar: (Sees a fox) OOH! RABBIT! Let's hunt it!
Cloudwing: UHH THAT'S A FOX.
Dreamstar: (padding closer to the fox) It's a RABBIT!
Cloudwing: (squinting) No, It's way too big for size.
Dreamstar: (Whispering loudly) It's a rabbit, stupid.
Cloudwing: It's a Fox.
Dreamstar: (cross) rabbit.
Cloudwing: It's a FOXXXX
Dreamstar: Rabbit.
Fox: (Sneaks foward and launches itself on Dreamstar)
Dreamstar: (Her neck getting clawed) (stubbornly) Rabbit.
Cloudwing: (Deffo not saving her) IT'S NOT A RABBIT!!!
Dreamstar: Well, then it's a Duck you dummy. It's way too ugly to be a weasel thu, you can be sure of that.
Fox: KO!!!!!! (Lumbers away with it's new prey)
Dreamstar: (patting the fox) Who's a good bunny?
(CREDIT: Dawn of the clans, book idk and idc. if you're curious, find it urself MUAAHHAHA)
(IF Dreamstar hated weasels...)
This is never possible--TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES-- _#Cannot_Find_Page_ Plz be smashed by Dain if you ever mention this situation.
(IF Bradstep was leader...)
Bradstep: I. COol.
Bradstep: (Scribbles his new name on the floor with a marker) BRAD. STAR. ha. ha. ha. Cool I.
Bradstar: See? (starts sleeping randomly)
Moonfighter: You wrote Belawhunderwearbreaddude. OH hello Belawhunderwearbreaddude!!!
Bradstar: It cleeeeerleeeee saies Bwad stwar.........achooo ok Moon is slave...
Moonfighter: OK I will just leave this clan.
Everbody: ME TOO.
OK BYE.
Dreamstar: (Smacks 20 rinos until they die)
Dain: (runs awaYYYY)
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