The... "STAMP WAR"
TUESDAY
Mr. S: (gets a stamp) (Stamps Laurie's forehead)
Laurie: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Mr. S: Incomplete Homework lol g'luck
THURSDAY
Laurie: (walking past Mr. Steph's desk until she finds his apple good job stamp) JACKPOT! (snatches it and tosses it to Sua)
Sua: (Catches it and passes it as Mr. Steph enters the classroom)
(In Break time)
Dain(Laurie): MISTRRR STEEEEPHHHHHHH CAN I PLEEEAAAASSEEE stamp your very brand new nike white shoes?????
Mr. STeph: (Reaches out for his stamp to stamp Dain but his stamp was gone) WHAT?! WHO STOLE MA STAMP?!
Dain: :p
LATER
Mr. S: (Finds his stamp) (stamps Dain 1 more time)
Dain: AK ITZ COLD
Dain: (grabs the stamp and stamps him back)
Mr. S: WHAT WIAT WAITIITT WHAT
Sua: OOH! MR. STEPH, IF I WIN ROCK SCISSOR PAPER SHOO CAN I STAMP YOU TOO?!
Mr. S: (Confident) Okay
10 more people: US TOO!
Mr. S: (A little less confident) Uhhhhhhhh sure
Mr. S: Rock. Student: Paper
Mr. S: AHHH! (Gets stamped on his face)
Mr. S: Scissor. Student: rock
Mr. STeph: AHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA???!?!?!?!!!
Situation 2:
Mr. S: Ok now, next presenter Juha and Camilla.....
Juha: (quietly) Environment can be damaged.........so we........
Mr. STeph: LOUDER!!!
Juha: EN! VI!RO!MENT!CAN! BE! DAMAGED! SO! WE! SHOULD!-
Mr.S:(panicking) NO! NO SHRIEKING!!!
Camilla: Okay, okay, No shrieking MR STEPHHH.
Situation 3:
(Presentation about a car that spits out Seeds into the sidewalk)
A girl named Broccoli: SOOO! This car spits out seeds-
people: (raising hands)
Broccoli: .....YUES?!
Question 1: WHat if the seeds fly and kill people?
Qu 2: Seeds dont grow in cement
Qu 3-
*KNOCK KNOCK
Mr. S WHOZ THERE?
Mr. Young: Heallow I came to watch how good 5th graders are!
Broccoli: (Just glum) Why during OUR presentation?
byee
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