Hi guys! This week, I've returned with a half-Harry Potter blog about the people of our town (in the story) going to into my FAVOURITE book, Harry Potter!! Now sit down with your wand on your knee as you watch ON!!
Story:
Slaves: (Cutting down the stand where Mr. Patrick's statue stands)
Dain: (Singing) Believer!! Believerrr!!! (Rumbles on the "R") Firrrst things firrrst-*Coughs from dust billowing within the statue* Yo, slaves!! Be more careful with the cutting-down process!
Slaves: *Swears* DANIEL is not here! AGAIN!! He needs a good punishment! Dain: What?!! What mischief is he up to NOW?
Jeannie: (Snarling) *Bursting through the high stadium* That dirtbag! That dirtbag! WHERE did that scoundrel Daniel go now? After he so very sneakily stole my large, human-sized GUMMY BEAR!! Give it back! Now! I can't cope without it!
Dain: He stole from the mayor?! Now his crime range is becoming larger! HE SHOULD REALLY BE PUNISHED!!!!!! Lets get 'em, sister!!
*Dashes off into distance*
Slaves: Let's go to the candy shop before this statue piles down on us!
*Dashes off into candy shop*
Mr. Patrick’s statue: Garrrhhh!! Those stupid slaves! Keeping wailing for candy! Well, I’ll give A LOT of ‘em if they want! Simple! I just need to ask…I mean, to BEG-the gorilla to throw up the cotton candy he ate ONTO the citizens of OUR TOWN!! Now…ahem…GORIL-OWWWW!!! (Dust blows up from his mouth) Stupid saw!!
At the school…
Yuni: I have no idea where to take the kids this field trip!
Yoonseo: How about we get some ideas from our favorite books? Like…may-be…HARRY POTTER!!
Yuni: Hey, why didn’t I think of that? Maybe we could go to the Harry Potter studio? Because I’ve heard that it’s SO COOL!!!
Yoonseo: (Shrugging) MAYBE. But don’t you think our students deserve a proper interaction with the characters in Harry Potter?
Yuni: Waiit, you’re not thinking what I’m thinking?
Yoonseo: (Smiling) Just you wait for IT.
A few days later…
Jeannie: Let all those young and old join for a high announcement!
Everyone: *Gathers around the stadium*
Jeannie: Just two news today like usual! First news is that Mr. Patrick’s statue has been completely torn down by a hard-working Ms. Dain and her…eh…TRUSTWORTHY slaves who accidentally-on-purpose-forgot-to-clean-the-statue-which-brought-us-all-to-destruction!
Everyone: *Claps slowly*
Dain: Thank you, thank you…
Jeannie: The next news is that our teacher Yuni and magician Yoonseo found a place to go for the school’s field trip! Which is…*Extreme drumroll* Harry Potter!! LEG-END!!!
Everyone: What? HOW?
Tei: Impossible! Impossible!
Sophia: Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
Mr. Brad, formerly a prisoner, now an animal dung cleaner: Preposterous! Preposterous!
Yoonseo: ACTUALLY, it’s not impossible or unbelievable OR preposterous. OK, maybe IT is unbelievable, BU-UT not impossible. You simply must enter this portal I created to go to the scenes of Harry Potter. You’ll be exchange students there for a week before coming back! Now, shoo! Shoo! Let’s go inside!
Students: *Enters the portal*
Yoonseo: That also counts for you, people with JOBS! Everyone else: *Groans* *Enters the portal too* Yoonseo: YIPEE!!! *Enters the portal at the very end*
A few seconds later…
Irene: WOAH! Where are we?
Savina: We’re literally…floating…in some…green…UNIVERSE!!
Yuni: Just WAIT, I must choose the perfect scene…*Flips through the screen showing the scenes with her hands*
Malfoy: Why not stuff yourself with TOADS, Potter?
Yuni: Not this…
Hagrid: No, Malfoy, do not irritate buckbe-MALFOY!! MALFOY!!! STOP SCREAMING! STOP SCREAMING!! THAT GOES FOR BOTH OF YOU!!
Yuni: Not this either…
Ron: I’m dying!! I’m dying!!! Help me, Hermi-
Yoonseo: No, no…THIS SCENE!! When Hermione, Ron, and HARRY meet on the train!! Press this! *Presses on the scene* *Everyone gets sucked into the new portal*
Hermione Granger: My name is Hermione Granger. (Looking at Ron) And you a-
*Everyone falls from the air and lands heavily on the seat of the train*
Hermione: (Horrified) *Eyes wide open* Screamm!!! Don’t come near me, demons…I’ve learned all the 3600 spells in the spell book by heart, and I’m not afraid to use them!!
Irene: CHILL!! We’re not here to cause trouble! We’re the exchange students from OUR TOWN!
Ron Weasley: Our town? Strange name, isn’t IT? I mean, it’s not like London or New York or anything, isn’t IT? I mean, I’ve looked up on every book, but there isn’t anything like IT, right? Am I wrong? I think I’m right…
Harry Potter: I’m glad for the company anyways, I’m nervous about my first day…
Yoonseo: (Crying of joy) Harry!!
Harry: OH…um…hi?
Jeannie: (Nodding formally) HI, Harry, I’m Jeannie, mayor of OUR TOWN, and this is Yuni, Tei, Sophia, Yoonseo…*Lists all the names*
Ron: WOAH…there’s sure a LOT of you!
Hermione: (Sniffy) Do you mind going back to where…you…um…originally came from? It's a bit...STUFFY in here...and ONE of you is too young to be mayor...*Glares at Jeannie*
Yoonseo: NO! NO! We can’t cancel our field trip!
Yuni: We can’t! We can’t! I’m not going back!
Mr. Brad: NEVER! NEVER!
Leo: It’s not your choice to make! It’s not your choice to make!
Savina: Mouse DUNG! Mouse DUNG!
Sophia: I hate you! I hate you! Hermione: I hate YOU! I hate YOU!
Ron: *Grabs Tei* Grab them! Grab them!
Tei: *Punching Ron in the stomach* Unhand me, fool! Unhand me, fool!
Slaves: Yay! Yay!
Dain: *Being strangled by Hermione* SLAVES! SLAVES!
Yoomin: MEANIES! MEANIES!
Irene: KILL!! KILL!!
Jeannie: *Throwing a clinging Ron away from her arm* Get THAT, @*&$#!!! Get THAT, @*&$#!!!
Harry: Stop! Stop!!
Daniel: All of you, get LOST! All of you, get LOST!
Professor McGonagall: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! SUBSITUTES!! GO back to your silly little kingdom right NOW or I’ll DESTROY you all!!
Yoonseo: Let’s GO!!!
*Everyone zooms back up into portal*
Moral: (Now hanging from Yuni’s open window office) Do NOT go inside books for field trips to earn a different vision on LIFE or whatsoever. The only thing you’ll EARN is a blow in the head by an angry professor’s wand.
*Back at Hogwarts Express*
Harry: Hermione’s lost a tooth and Ron’s nosebleed won’t stop…
(Special thanks to Dain, who utilizes my story every time she writes her blog^^)
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