Hello, everyone! This week I've returned with a blog about OUR TOWN, previously from Irene's blog! Irene's blog title was Our Town; but instead of saying Our Town 2, I named it Our Town CHRONICLES! Don't worry; I am still going to put out Obedience School & The Great Yellow Invasion with Irene! So, let's get on with our story!
Characters:
The Statue of Mr. Patrick (Currently holding some celery, and has an irrational fear about gorillas) (Food in hand keeps changing)
Mayor Jeannie
Slave Daniel
Slave torturer Dain
Prisoner Torturer Leo
Doctor Yoomin
Head Teacher Yuni
Animal Dung Cleaner Savina
Main Chef Sophia
Greenhouse manager Tei
Candy Shopkeeper Irene
Me, Magician Yoonseo
Story:
Slaves: (Cleans the Statue of Mr. Patrick)
Slave Torturer Dain: Scrub harder, PEASANTS! Mr. Patrick's statue is one of the greatest magical arts of the land. Therefore, it must always be cleaned and scrubbed!
Slaves: But Ms. Dain, this is so unfair, why is Slave Daniel not out working with us?
Dain: (Angry) What? Slave Daniel is not here?! Wait till I catch him...he's probably lounging around in the kitchen; he always said that he wanted to try Chef Sophia's best poppy soup...
Slaves: Ms. Dain...?
Dain: (Impatient) Yes?
Slaves: Does that mean...we can have a break? Just for a few minutes while you're gone?
Dain: What?! Fine...I'm not THAT cruel...I'll send you to Doctor Yoomin's office while I'm gone...but keep up your cleaning when I arrive again! You know the last time one of you fools didn't clean Mr. Patrick's statue he actually sent his foe, The GORILLA to bring us all to destruction...
Slaves: Aww...do we have to go to Doctor Yoomin's office? Why not Ms. Irene's Candy shop or elsewhere?
Dain: (Growling) Fine. Do you want to be sent to Mayor Jeannie's department?
Slaves: N-no Ma'am! We're perfectly happy where we're being sent, thank you...
Dain: Good. Now get out of my way. I need to get my hands on Daniel...
In the high stadium...
Mayor Jeannie: Let all those young and old join for a High announcement!
Magician Yoonseo: (Glancing up from the street) Ooh...I'd better get to the High announcement quick...*Walks towards the stadium*
Doctor Yoomin: Hi, Yoonseo!
Yoonseo: Hiya...woah! What happened to your arm?
Yoomin: (Grimly) I broke it while trying to put stitches on Joon's broken wrist...what a fuss he made about the needle going into his skin!
Yoonseo: Poor you...
Jeannie: (Glaring at them) Are you coming?
Yoonseo & Yoomin: Yes Ma'am! Coming!
Jeannie: Ahem...now, everyone, the first High announcement of the day! Is that Head Teacher Yuni finally managed to invent a iternal rope, preventing The Gorilla thief to ever come into our town again! Three Claps for Ms Yuni!
Head Teacher Yuni: Thank you, thank you...
Slaves: Wow! You're SO cool, Ms. Yuni! We don't have to polish that statue ever again!
Dain: (Grabbing Daniel and dragging him towards the Stadium) Nope, you slaves hold your horses. You still need to set in the mechanic springer inside the statue so that every full moon the statue can change the celery in it's hand to a pair of colorful GLASSES! It'll be even more of a dirtier job!
Slaves: Aww...
Daniel: (Shouting at Dain) Let go of me!!! Unhand me! Ackk!! That hurt!
Jeannie: What's the problem NOW?
Main Chef Sophia: (Sneering) Apparently, the PROBLEM is that HE tried to get a sip of my special poppy seed soup! And my emergency bucket of COTTEN CANDY!
Greenhouse manager Tei: (Horrified) You should have FRESH GREENS, not teeth-rotting sticky goodies in your emergency bucket! Why did you have a bucket of that anyways?
Sophia: Because the only way to stop the Gorilla is to pelt it with plenty of those!
Candy Shopkeeper Irene: And also because candy is DE-LICIOUS!!
Yuni: I got rid of the Gorilla completely!
Tei: You should still keep your vegetables, though...
Dain: Excuse me? What about the punishment for this slave?
Prisoner torturer Leo: (Smiling evilly) Maybe Doctor Yoomin should stitch him up with threads and needles! Sounds good, Mr. Brad?
Mr. Brad, one of the prisoners: *Sigh* I hate everyone here...
Sophia: Tei, really, it's because of the GORILLA! What if he kills you?
Tei: I don't care, I just have to keep my greenhouse safe...
Yuni: (Grabbing the mic) *Mic makes high pitched, ear-splitting noises* (Everyone grabs their ears) DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I ALREADY GOT RID OF THE GORILLA!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoonseo: But have you tied the iternal rope on it yet? And how exactly ARE you going to tie it on it's ankle if not? He's controlled by the sky!
Yuni: (Stammering) I'll figure it out...
Irene: Oh, really Tei? So you'll die holding your basket full of potatoes?
Tei: (Fiercely) Maybe I will!
Yoomin: Leo, I would NEVER do something as horrible as stitching up a living person!!
Leo: (Shrugs) Sorry...It was JUST a SUGGESTION...
Sophia: The Gorilla! The Gorilla!
Irene: The Candy! The Candy!
Tei: The Greenhouse! The Greenhouse!
Dain: The Punishment! The Punishment!
Yuni: (Hanging down from the platform upside down) I defeated the Gorilla! I defeated the Gorilla!
Daniel: (Screaming) Make her let go! Make her let go!
Jeannie: (Pushes Yuni back onto her feet) (Grabs the mic) Stop shouting! Stop shouting!
Everyone: Screammmmmmmm!!!!!!!
Animal dung cleaner Savina: There should be no such thing as CHAOS at a High announcement! *Bonks people in the head with a shovel*
Everyone: Oww...what a meeting! We're going home!
Jeannie: *Sighing in relief* Thank you, Savina. One last news. It's someone's birthday today!
*Everyone grumbling and going back to their ordinary lives*
Savina: Bye, Ms. Jeannie! I've gotta go back to the central zoo; I've used ALL of my lunch break.
Jeannie: Wait, everyone! It's MY birthday today! Uughh...I hate this stupid job...I. Am. Only. TWELVE!!
Cookie story:
Yoomin: My arm hurts SO much...
Yoonseo: Don't worry! Teacher Yuni has invented a new ICE CANDY! You can use it for a ice pack.
Yoomin: COOL! Yuni! *Calls the teacher who is standing in her open-window office*
Yuni: Yes?
Yoomin: May I use some of your ice candies?
Irene: (Popping out from the corner) I also have some of them!
Yoomin: Then can PLEASE anybody give some to m-
Irene & Yuni: Here! *Yuni gives her pale candies, Irene gives her red candies*
Yuni: (Proudly) You can also EAT the candy!
Yoomin: Ooh! Thank you! *Presses Yuni's ice candy on her arm*
Daniel: Can you eat this red candy TOO?
Irene: (Shuffling nervously) Well, not necessarily, but...
Daniel: *Munch munch* *Crunch crunch*
Irene: WAIT! You have to wait till it cools do-
Daniel: OWWW!! My mouth is blazing!! Do something, Magician Yoonseo!
Yoonseo: FINE! Agumenti!!!! *Nothing happens*
Daniel: Ackk!!!!
Yoonseo: (Panicking) Umm...uh...well, here!!! *Dumps water from a water bucket into Daniel's mouth*
Daniel: *Spits out water* What. Candy. Is that. Supposed. To be?!!!
Irene: (Shrugging) If you name it...a venomous Fire Candy.
(Bye! See you in the next blog!)
Lol lol lol! I can't believe you made this, I laughed up the whole way reading this!