ok HI! Today, we are gonna talk about something... this is HARD!(Like, seriously.) YOu will think PANcake BOMB is what we are gonna talk about. Well.... your.... WRONG!-Silence- We are gonna talk about something NOTHING related about PANcake BOMB. I have NO idea WHY the title is PANcake BOMB. We are gonna talk about pancake bomb. Not PANcake BOMB.(Cool! isn't it? I am proud of my self since PANcake rhymes with pancake and BOMB rhymes with bomb.) This is about pancake bombs getting eaten up. By... a cat named Cloudpoop who has Eater BAIrus and GRAH BAIrus. These are dangerous BAIruses but maybe helpful in sometimes. Cloudpoop hated Nightpooper so left his clan which name was poopclan. He left toward the Twolegplace(Where people live) and then went into a house. He found himself in front a weird Kittypet(A cat who is raised by humans;pet cat) who was strong and MEAN. And.... CLoudpoop loved mean cats. And the Kittypet's name was Poopcloud. So.... Cloudpoop wondered. Which was the start? When cloud poops poop and poop poops clouds and cloud poops poops and stuff, which was made first? Poop or cloud? And he believed poop was the first. He got to play with Poopcloud and slept there on day. And bad thing happened. Poopcloud was infected my GRAH BAIrus. I don't know why so ask Mr.Cloudpoop.
Mr.Cloudpoop:I don't know! GRAH Ask Poopcloud GRAH!
Mr.Poopcloud:Cause I wanted to! GRAH GRAH GRAH x 10000000
Ok so that's why . He wanted to. And then there was a revolution. The Twolegs revolting AGAINST cat dictators! IT WAS SO VIOLENT! They simply picked them up and made them have a ring on their neck which was comfortable and fun. Twolegs are too stupid to notice that what will make them hurt. SO they went around the twolegplace and came back. The cat have WON the revolution. By their tiny winy pulling, they have come back. So they escaped the dangerous place.(WHy does dictators escape? Because Hitler did TOO!) So they went around the twolegplace and they said good bye by saying GRAH about 987654321123456789 times. And he went back to Poopclan.
-THE END-
P.S. DOn't expect me to tell you guys WHY Grah BAIrus and Eater BAIrus is good. I was just telling you guys.
P.S.S. The theme of this story is... that Grah BAIrus and Eating BAIrus is important.
P.S.S.S. And also, they ate pancakes in the Twolegplace TA-DA! Do you kow why it is bomb? BEcause they believed that the evil Twolegs might have made it explosive so they ate it before it exploded.
(Everybody: WHat?? So..... that's why you said you are gonna talk about pancake bombs???)
(Me;Well,, I DID talk about pancake bombs. DUH)
(Everybody:WHy isn't the title something like, Cloudpoop's travel-Comedy or something?)
(So I decided to change the title a bit.)
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