there are things that adults see that are beyond our reach.
(BO-RING business -ishy stuff and talking about politics)
there are things that we see that are beyond adult's reach.
(unicorns invisible cats and dogs imagining flying in the sky)
I'm going to assume that... you already know this stuff.
(IF YOU DONT YOU ARE NOT A CHILD.)
We can at some point, understand them...
But sometimes I wonder why...
8 things that out parents say as habits...that kids can't understand. BUT WHY?!
1. they call green light blue light
2. they tell us to take a bath (but it means shower)
3. (ex: time is 7:53, you have to go to school.) mom: IT'S 8 HONEY!
(WHAT?! DU 7 MINUTE DOESN'T COUNT ANYMORE?!
4. they somehow can't remember your dolls' names
5.
"I'll clean up your room for you when you go to PEAI! "
"thanks! bye!" (slams door)
-later-
"hi mo- WHOA NO WHERE'S MY MINI FIGURES I COLLECTED FOR FIVE YEARS?!"
"oh, do you mean the white fuzzball? oh yea...I thought the near cat choked on a hairball.."
"what about my lego?"
oh I stored them all back in you lego box."
"stored... does that mean BREAKING THE SPACESHIP I WORKED ON YESTERDAY?"
...ya....dat....*sniff*
or
"MOM I GOT A A+ QUIZ TODAY AND GOT FIVE STICKERS! DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY STICKER CHAT IS?"
"I think you mean the white crumpled piece of paper stuffed in your lock box? yea, I threw it away. "
"GASP h...how did y...y....ou unl....ock i...it?"
*sob*
6. they LOVE IT when they are opening a new sponge
(DON'T ASK ME)
7. Finding a parking spot in target/trader joe/ Lotte mart/e-mart
8. they make you admit that they are right, though they won't admit it when we are right
ok, this will be hard to adapt... great...
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