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Poop Cleaner and Children goes crazy, Yoomin slaps them, cures them, and Ian tells the news

Writer's picture: Ian ChungIan Chung

Updated: Dec 23, 2021

Hello everyone! So today, I will make my own story of the town, the town that we created after we read the City of Ember. Big news, I have read this book in my previous academy in 5th grade, so I know the story well. I am also quite a fan of the series and try my best to read them all. I strongly recommend to also read the series, too. They are fantastic!


So before moving on, I am quite sad that I am being bullied in the town, even though I am not even a slave or a prisoner. The slave wrote fu*k to me, as I told in my previous, previous post, so I guess he deserves even more punishment from Laurie. Take that, Daniel!


Ok, so as always, the jobs are,


before that, I will make nickanems for each of them, because I cannot always say mayor...poop cleaner...and like that.


Savina: Poop Cleaner (PC)

Ian: Messenger (M)

Tei: Greenhouse Manager (G)

Jeannie: Mayor (L) for leader

Irene: Candy Shop Keeper (C)

Yoomin: Doctor (D)

April: Now Journalist, was a Philosopher (J)

Yoonseo: Magician (H) half blood...

Laurie: Slave Torturer (ST)

Daniel: Slave (S)

Mr. Brad: Prisoner (P)

Leo: Prisoner Torturer (PT)

Timekeeper: (T)


What do you want to be, Jisoo? Maybe an athlete? Even though I don't know that can fit in the town, but maybe it will be suitable. Or I think you should be a TIMEKEEPER, we need someone to be that, so I guess you will be okay with that?


Now, I will use quotation marks (") because it is this week's blog skills. So I am going to make a Dialogue between the people/god/demigod/whatever in the town.


Narrator: Morning comes, and people start to wake up...the bell rings in the high, high tower


"Yawn! I am so sleepy, Damn those noisy bells, can't the timekeeper make the RING ring (this is not multiple typing okay?) later, so everyone can enjoy more sleep?"(L)


"Hey, lets dial the timekeeper! What was the code? Wait this is it! I have wrote on my skirts! Ok, here is the code...flagha cukogiga hoyidoshe...ok done!"(L)


Waiting...


"Yes? Mayor?" (T)


"Can you make the ring ring lesser?" (L)


"Nope." (T)


"Why?"(L)


"Because I say so." (T)


"Well because I say that, and I am the leader, you should make it lesser!" (L)


"It is not a monarchy world, it is DEMOCRACY!! You stupido!" (T)


"How dare you-" (L)


"Well, people will be lazier, and we need more time for working and people being livelier...it is your problem that you are lazy!" (T)


"Wha-" (L)


Timekeeper switches phone off...


"Lalalalalalalala~lalalalalalalalalala~" (PC)


"Here you go, kids, candy!" (C)




"Wow this is so yummy, slurp slurp chomp chomp!" (Children)


Then POOPS... (eww)




(Just like Pooing in the streets, pooing in the classroom and spraying it over? eww)


"Hey YOU KIDS! What why are you pooping on the STREETS!" (PC)


"Cuz we wanna" (Children)


"Are you dummies..or hobos..or idiots..or anything like that?" (PC)


"YEAHHH!" (Children)


"Wha-" (PC)


"WE ARE DUMMIES! WE ARE HOBOS! WE ARE IDIOTS! YEAH! YEAH! WE ARE DUMMIES! WE ARE-" (Children)




"Wait sto-" (PC)


"INTERRUPTION! WE ARE IDIOTS! YEAH! YEAH! HAHAHAHAHA!" (Children)


"This song is kind of good, let me JOIN IN!"


"WE ARE DUMMIES! WE ARE HOBOS! WE ARE IDIOTS! YEAH! YEAH! HAHAHAHAHA" (PC & Children)


"I need to cure those mad people-what...is there any books about how to cure mad people?" (D)


"Oh yeah! WAIT..IT SAYS...SLAP THEM IN THE FACE?? GOT IT!" (D)



SLAP SLAP!


"What were we doing..." (PC & Children)


"Hmmmm it was all me! I cured YOU GUYS ! (D)


After that time...


"NEWS NEWS! HEADLINE! YOOMIN SLAPS PC AND CHILDREN, AND CURES THEM! BIG NEWS BIG NEWS!" (M)





"NEWS NEWS! POOPING ON THE STREETS! (passes greenhouse)" (M)


"Wait..can I get that poop for crops?" (G)


"Noo...the PC cleaned that away..." (M)


"Oh, ok..." (G)


"Hey, Ian come here!" (PC)


"Why??" (M)


"Tell the doctor that I thank her, say thank you, Yoomin, for slapping me in the face!" (PC)


"K!" (M)


"Hey Yoomin! PC says thank you Yoomin for slapping me in the face! I say that you should slap him more!" (M)


"Yep!" (D)


"Well maybe later I am tired.." (D)


"K!" (M)


"I must write a story about this fascinating subject!" (J=April)


<HEADLINE NEWS: OUR TOWN>


Today we have encountered many factors. Take a look at the best highlights.


This day, the request for ringing the bell later was declined with several reasons. Take a look at why the Timkeeper have denied the fact.


"I have denied that because we need even more time to work, and people should not be lazy, but lively. I think that the mayor is just lazy and should even wake up earlier to work even more."


There are a conflict between the two. The mayor opposes this, saying that we need more time to sleep to be healthier, and that the timkeeper needs a realistic thinking.


Moreover, chaos children and the poop cleaner have danced on the song of "we are dummies..we are hobos..we are idiots." The doctor, luckily found a way to stop the chaos by slapping them in the face. The children pooped, and started to dance.


By the doctor, "See, if you see here, it says on page 435 that if you slap them in the face, they will calm down. Either we need that or a medicine called Quoyitadoria but we don't have that.


Quoyiadoria needs barrels of hurb, a magical liquid that needs a flower that is already extinct. So we cannot make it, we are sorry for that.


The messenger was busy messaging between the doctor, mayor, timkeeper, greenhouse manager, and more.


This was HEADLINE NEWS. We thank you for your time and consideration to see this paper.


This was April Rho, for HEADLINE NEWS: OUR TOWN.





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