PT2 cats

Laurie

Jul 6, 202110 min read

Hai HAi HAIII

I'm still here.

Mr. Patrick-->Celerytuft

Mr. B: Bradstep

Dain: Dreamstar--> DS for short

Daniel: Cloudwing --->CW for short(DOES NOT STAND FOR CLEVER WEASEL)

Irene: Whistletuft--->WT for short

Jeannie: Cozyleaf--->CZ for short

Leo: Murmurheart--->MH for short

Sabanana(Savina): Moonfighter -->MW for short

Sophia: Sleepytail--> ST for short

Tei: Pouncingfur--->PF for short

Yoomin: Sweetstrike

Yoonseo: Powerdust (Magic(?))--->

Yuni: Fluttertail--->FT for short

Dreamstar: (Dain) I hate you CLoudwing.

Cloudwing: (Daniel: Me too.

Dreamstar: Good.

Fluttertail: (Yuni) I hate being the bag guys in all of Celerytuft's stories.

Celerytuft: (mr. P) And THAT brings me up for a new story! Ahem. so there was this cat named Fluttertail who went to this clan named Peaiclan, who kills cats so they will be happy in Starclan...

Cloudwing: I think I remember I went with Dreamstar and Nightstar of Bestclan...

Celerytuft: But then... Fluttertail got angry at those kind cats and started to smash every lightbulb in Peaiclan...

Fluttertail: SEE?! I'm the bad guy EVERYWHERE! I AM KIIIIIIND YOU HOOMANS!

Celerytuft: and a really smart and handsome and cool cat named Patricksucks came up to Fluttertail and said: "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, YOUNG LADY?! THAT'S NOT HELPIN!" And Fluttertail replied: "I'm helping the lightbulb company because Peai has to buy more lightbulbs."

Dreamstar & Cloudwing: (stares in shock) YOU SMASHED LIGHTBULBS?!

Fluttertail: (smacks her face with a paw) (GROOAN!) NO! I AM NOT STUPID! I'M NOT EVIL! I AM KIND!

Celerytuft: Oh, and once-

Powerdust: (cutting him off) Dreamstar, I have a opinion about Cloudwing. We, Sleepytail and I-

Moonfighter: AND ME!

Powerdust: Yes, and you, think that Cloudwing should be a slave.

Dreamstar: But there's no role as a slave!

Powerdust: Then make a role as slave.

Dreamstar: YES! OF COURSE! I AM SO SMART!

Cloudwing: (stuttering) WAAAA?! NO!! I AM A SENIOR WARRIOR!

Dreamstar: A grandpaw poo poo warrior.

Cloudwing: BUT STILL A WARRIOR!

Dreamstar: If you don't want to be a slave with a warrior name, you can be a slave with a kit name.

Cloudwing: BUT-

Dreamstar: Hello, Cloudkit, to the world of everyone's slave.

Cloudkit: HOLD ON!

Moonfighter: (grabs Cloudkit) I am!

Cloudkit: NO NOT TO ME, FOOL, STOP HOLDING ON TO ME!

Moonfighter: The more you say stop, the more I shall hate yah.

Cloudkit: THIS IS WAY TOO UNFAIR! I DID NOTHING BUT BE LOYAL-

Dreamstar: (gaze unreadable) And Destroy my pet rock?

Cloudwing: Y...YES, AND I DID NOTHING MOR-

Whistletuft: lured a crew of elephants to our camp?

Cloudkit: YES, BUT-

Sleepytail : (poking her head out of the med den) Steal my Poppyseed soup?

Cloudkit: YES, and

Powerdust: Put a fire ant in my nest?

Cloudkit: THAT WAS A ACCIDENT, AN D THAT ISN'T MUCH CRIME, ONLY-

Murmurheart (Leo): You killed Nightstar of BestClan once?

CLoudkit: That was ONCE.

Fluttertail: You wanted Celerytuft back.

Cloudkit: HE WAS OUR PRECIOUS ELDER, STUPID!

Celerytuft: (not paying attention) (hearing "precious" as Piggy and"Elder" as LED and "STUPID" As Shush) I was our LED SLUSH???? EH? Oh, youngster, you went too far this time. I am NOT a PIGGY LED SHUSH, YOU FART!

Cloudkit: BUT-

Sweetstirke: BUTT? You are so dead.

Cloudkit: NO! I MEAN-

Dreamstar: (calmly) He means He will shut up now and start to wash Celerytuft, his "Precious Piggy elder."

Cloudkit: NO!

Cozyleaf: (opening one eye from sleeping) Just say yes ugly....ZZZ

Cloudkit: UUUUUUUUUUUGHLY! YOU! UGLY! UGLy!

Cozyleaf: (flattens her ears and sinks in her body in her bed deeper)

Cloudkit: Pouncy? What-do-ya-say?

Pouncingfur: Well..... Uhhh... I dunno!

Cloudkit: UGH. (starts to wash Celerytuft)

Celerytuft: UP MY HIPS! GOOD! NOW LITTLE RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! WOOOOOO HOOOO! THIS BRINGS ME UP FOR A SONG!

I know a girl from an island She stands apart from the crowd She loves the sea and her people She makes her whole family proud

Sometimes the world seems against you The journey may leave a scar But scars can heal and reveal just Where you are

The people you love will change you The things you have learned will guide you And nothing on Earth can silence The quiet voice still inside you

And when that voice starts to whisper "Moana, you've come so far" Moana, listen Do you know who you are?

Who am I?

I'm a girl who loves my island And the girl who loves the sea It calls me

I am the daughter of the village chief We are descended from voyagers Who found their way across the world They call me

I've delivered us to where we are I have journeyed farther I am everything I've learned and more Still, it calls me And the call isn't out there at all, it's inside me It's like the tide Always falling and rising I will carry you here in my heart, you'll remind me That come what may I know the way I am Moana~~~

(Moana, "I am Moana")

Dreamstar: (appalled) YOU'RE MOANA?!

Celerytuft: (Proudly) Yes- I

Cloudkit: (grumpy) He's MOAN. Not MOANA.

Celertuft: (right in Cloudkit's ear)

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, baby

Did your granny say listen to your heart Be who you are on the inside I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied! I'd rather be

Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look

Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec!

Don't you know Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)

Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinners

I just love free food And you look like seafood (seafood)

Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his look You little semi-demi-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook (get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff; my stuff is so Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough Maui man, you could try, try, try But you can't expect a demi-god To beat a decapod (give it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of these humans Who made you feel wanted You tried to be tough But your armour's just not hard enough Maui Now it's time to kick your Hiney Ever seen someone so Shiny Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie mon ami I'm so Shiny Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as Shiny You wish you were nice and Shiny

(Moana, "Shiny")

Cloudkit: (dead)

Dreamstar: ACK! YOU KILLED MY SLAVE!

Celerytuft: First things first I'ma say all the words inside my head I'm fired up and tired of the way that things have been, oh-ooh The way that things have been, oh-ooh

Second thing second Don't you tell me what you think that I could be I'm the one at the sail, I'm the master of my sea, oh-ooh The master of my sea, oh-ooh

I was broken from a young age Taking my sulking to the masses Writing my poems for the few That look at me, took to me, shook to me, feeling me Singing from heartache from the pain Taking my message from the veins Speaking my lesson from the brain Seeing the beauty through the...

Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer Pain! You break me down and build me up, believer, believer Pain! Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain My life, my love, my drive, it came from... Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer

First things first Can you imagine what's about to happen? It's Weezy the Dragon, I link with the Dragons And we gon' get ratchet, no need for imaginin'

This is what's happenin' Second thing second, I reckon immaculate Sound about accurate I know that strength, it don't come, don't come without strategy I know the sweet, it don't come without cavities I know the passages come with some traffic I start with from the basement, end up in the attic And third thing third Whoever call me out, they simply can't count Let's get mathematic, I'm up in this, huh

Is you a believer? I get a unicorn out of a zebra I wear my uniform like a tuxedo This dragon don't hold his breath, don't need no breather Love you Ms. Cita, the son of a leader I know the bloomin' don't come without rain I know the losin' don't come without shame I know the beauty don't come without hurt

Hol' up, hol' up, last thing last I know that Tunechi don't come without Wayne I know that losin' don't come without game I know that glory don't come without... Don't come without...

Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer Pain! You break me down and build me up, believer, believer Pain Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain My life, my love, my drive, it came from... Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer

Last things last By the grace of fire and flames You're the face of the future, the blood in my veins, oh-ooh The blood in my veins, oh-ooh But they never did, ever lived, ebbing and flowing Inhibited, limited 'til it broke open and rained down It rained down, like...

(Believer, Imagine Dragons)

I got this feeling inside my bones It goes electric, wavey when I turn it on All through my city, all through my home We're flying up, no ceiling, when we in our zone

I got that sunshine in my pocket Got that good song in my feet I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops I can't take my eyes up off it, moving so phenomenally You gone like the way we rock it, so don't stop

Under the lights when everything goes Nowhere to hide when I'm getting you close When we move, well, you already know So just imagine, just imagine, just imagine Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance Feeling good, good, creeping up on you So just dance, dance, dance, come on All those things I should do to you But you dance, dance, dance And ain't nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing

I can't stop the feeling So just dance, dance, dance I can't stop the feeling So just dance, dance, dance, come on

Ooh, it's something magical It's in the air, it's in my blood, it's rushing on I don't need no reason, don't need control I fly so high, no ceiling, when I'm in my zone

Cause I got that sunshine in my pocket Got that good song in my feet I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops I can't take my eyes up off it, moving so phenomenally You gon' like the way we rock it, so don't stop

I can't stop the feeling So just dance, dance, dance I can't stop the feeling So just dance, dance, dance I can't stop the feeling So just dance, dance, dance I can't stop the feeling So keep dancing, come on

I can't stop the, I can't stop the I can't stop the, I can't stop the I can't stop the feeling

Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance (I can't stop the feeling) Feeling good, good, creeping up on you So just dance, dance, dance, come on (I can't stop the feeling) All those things I should do to you But you dance, dance, dance (I can't stop the feeling) And ain't nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing

Everybody sing (I can't stop the feeling) Got this feeling in my body (I can't stop the feeling) Got this feeling in my body (I can't stop the feeling) Wanna see you move your body (I can't stop the feeling) Got this feeling in my body Break it down Got this feeling in my body Can't stop the feeling Got this feeling in my body, come on

(I got this feeling)

I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say, mm, mm That's what people say, mm, mm

I go on too many dates But I can't make 'em stay At least that's what people say, mm, mm That's what people say, mm, mm

But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop moving It's like I got this music in my mind Saying it's gonna be alright

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off (Whoo-hoo-hoo)

Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off (Whoo-hoo-hoo)

I never miss a beat I'm lightning on my feet And that's what they don't see, mm, mm That's what they don't see, mm, mm

I'm dancing on my own (Dancing on my own) I make the moves up as I go (Moves up as I go) And that's what they don't know, mm, mm That's what they don't know, mm, mm

But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop grooving It's like I got this music in my mind Saying it's gonna be alright

Shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (Whoo-hoo-hoo)

Hey, hey, hey Just think while you've been gettin' down and out about the liars And the dirty, dirty cheats of the world You could've been gettin' down To this sick beat

My ex man brought his new girlfriend She's like, "Oh my God!" I'm just gonna shake And to the fella over there with the hella good hair Won't you come on over baby? We can shake, shake, shake (Yeah) Yeah, oh

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (Haters gonna hate) Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off (Whoo-hoo-hoo)

Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake (And fake, and fake, and fake) Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off (Whoo-hoo-hoo)

Shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (Whoo-hoo-hoo)

Shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (You got to) I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off

(shake it off, Taylor Swift)

Every Cat: (DEAD)

Nightstar: (BestClan) HAI! I came to ask you if you have any catmint- 0o0 !!!!!!!!!! (Sees dead cats) Er.............. yea.

That is how ever cat in CrazyClan Died.

~END~ :) IM NOT BANNNNNNED!

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