CATS OF....CRAZY....CLAN........CLAM. CLAM.
Leder. (spelled wrong by purpose) Dreamstar
Deputy: Moonfighter
Medicine cat: Sleepytail
Warriors:
Cloudwing:
Whistletuft
Cozyleaf
Murmurheart
Pouncingfur
Sweetstrike
Powerdust
Fluttertail
Queens:
NONE, CUZ NO LOVE IN MY CLAN
Elders: OLD, FRAIL, LOVES......CELERY, APPARENTLY.
Celerytuft
Prisoners
Bradstep
Mr. Patrick-->Celerytuft
Mr. B: Bradstep
Dain: Dreamstar--> DS for short
Daniel: Cloudwing --->CW for short(DOES NOT STAND FOR CLEVER WEASEL)
Irene: Whistletuft--->WT for short
Jeannie: Cozyleaf--->CZ for short
Leo: Murmurheart--->MH for short
Sabanana(Savina): Moonfighter -->MW for short
Sophia: Sleepytail--> ST for short
Tei: Pouncingfur--->PF for short
Yoomin: Sweetstrike
Yoonseo: Powerdust (Magic(?))--->
Yuni: Fluttertail--->FT for short
Chapter 4:
Cloudwing & Bradstep: (Now making a statue of Dreamstar)
Dreamstar: Grandpa shark, dododododo Grandpa shark dododododo Grandpa- *Coughs from dust billowing from the statue making* Ahh! My neck!!
Cozyleaf: SHARK, DODODODODO
Dreamstar: HEY! That's my part!!
Cloudwing: IF YOU WANT THIS STATUE DONE, POSE STILL!!!!
Dreamstar: Oki! (poses a whole new pose)
Cloudwing: WE HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGIN WITH THAT POSE?!?!
Dreamstar: (ignoring him) All around the cobbler's bench, Cozyleaf won't steal my ly-rics~
Cozyleaf: (Sighing) Sorry. It's just that I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be a Leader or another job than a warrior and sing all the songs you sing...like Believer, Speechless, Pop goes the weasel, Pop goes the weasel verse 2, Pop goes the weasel verse 3, Pop goes the weasel special edition, Pop goes the weasel SUPER edit-
Dreamstar: OK, OK, I GET IT! I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be another job-person too, though...I just wanna simple life sometimes, like a...(Joking) Queen?
Cozyleaf: (Appalled) I don't get how THAT'S simple...but at any rate it IS a good idea! We'll change jobs for a day and see how that comes out...we might actually have volunteers to a new job!
Dawn at camp...
Dreamstar: Let all those young and old join for a high announcement!
Everyone: (Stumbles sleepily over to the highrock)
Dreamstar: Today, we have just ONE news!! We are going to swap jobs for a day and see how it goes! FIRESTAR!!!
Firestar: (meditating down) Hello, I am Firestar the great, now in a diet of peace.
Powerdust: (tart remark) You ARE fat.
Firestar: nono, dear Powerdust...
Powerdust: (throws up) ACK! STOP BEING KIND! IT'S SO UNLIKE YOU!
Firestar: Diet of peace, as if, no arguments, no quarrels, no anger, but only, (soft girl-y voice) "Peace.~"
Dreamstar: EWWWWWWWWW
Firestar: Of course, of course...when I use my magic, it will all transport you into the jobs that you have wanted from so long ago~ Now...
Dreamstar: Ooh! you aren't going to complain to me if I sing Pop goes the weasel? I have a new version! it's called 'Pop goes Firestar's temper!
Firestar: My pleasure to listen.
Dreamstar: ALL AROUND FIRESTAR, BLUESTAR SINGS LIKE A MON-KEY,
DREAMY MAKE THEM KISS BY ACCIDENT,
POP! GOES'S THE TEMPER!
Firestar: (nerved) don't do this to me.....
Dreamstar: BLUESTAR SAYS "I AMD THE BEST!"
FIRESTAR ANSWERS N-O!
BLUESTAR SAYS THAT HE IS THE POOP,
POP! GOES THE WEASLEL!
Firestar: (snapped) I HATE YOU BLUE!
Dreamstar:(evil grin)
Firestar: I-I....I mean.... Bluestar, You A-ARE-ARE.... the best.... heh.... BAII!!!
*Wooshing sound*
Everyone: *Gets transported into their new jobs*
New roles:
Leader Cloudstar
Deputy: Cloudstar
Med: Cozyleaf
Warriors:
Fluttertail
Whistletuft
Murmurheart
Pouncingfur
Sweetstrike
Powerdust
Sleepytail
Queens
Dreamfeather
Prisoners: Bradstep
Leader's den...
Powerdust: Who IS the new leader?
Sleepytail: (Grumpily) Cloudwing.
Fluttertail: (Shocked) CLOUDWING?! What warrior code is he going to pass, like "EVERYONE MUST EAT DREAMSTAR FOR FOOD" or something? Anyways, WE NEED TO GIVE HIM 7 SQUIRRELS AND 5 VOLES AND MICE? In the morning? For BREAKFAST?!
Sleepytail: (Nervous) He says that it has to be ready at EXACTLY 7:30am.
Fluttertail: WHAT?! What time is it right now?
Powerdust: 7:28!!!!
Fluttertail: Oh noo!!! I must get ready to hunt (now) IMMEDIATELY!!!!(dashes away screaming "I'M HEALPFUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!"
Powerdust: WAAAIIITTT!!!! Don't! You're gunna scare all the prey...!
Outside...
Med Cozyleaf: (Angry) MURMURHEAAAAAAART! WHY. WHY. WHY WHY WHYW HYW HWY HYHW WHYYYYYYYYY didja STEP ON THE THORNS THAT YOU SAW IN THE FLOOR WITH YOUR FLIPPING TWO EYEEEEEEEEES!
Cloudstar: You have no patience at all.
Cloudstar: ...And well, then WHY did you ever decide to be a MEDICINE CAT for Cloudstar's sake?! And it's his RIGHT paw that's broken, NOT the LEFT!
Cozyleaf: IDC! IDC!
Cloudstar: SHUT UP!!
MEANWHILE...
Dreamfeather (apparently the queen, she-cats with kits) huh, weird. I didn't wanna be a queen. I don't have kits...
(nursery is VERY quiet)
Dreamfeather: quite nice. (starts humming 'pop goes the weasel')
Dreamfeather: (quietly singing) I'm in love with the shape of me, push and pull like magnets do. Last night I was in my room, so my bedsheets smell like me.
COZYLEAF BARGES INTO TE NURSERY
Cozyleaf: HIIIIIIII I COME TO CHECK ON YOUR KITS!
Dreamfeather: WHAT THE-
Cozyleaf: remember, your mate?
Dreamfeather: I HAD A MAAAAAATE????!!!!
Cozyleaf: OBVIOUSLY, your pet rock?
Dreamfeather: ooooooh, yea.
Cozyleaf: Kits are coming!
Dreamfeather: WAIT. I mated my pet rock because I thought I couldn't have kits with him!
Cozyleaf: well, you loved your pet rock too much, enough to create kits!
Dreamfeather: EWWWWWWWWW
Cozyleaf: I know, EWWWWWWWWW
They "EWWWWWWWWW" together for a while
Dreamfeather: soo, when are the kits coming?
Cozyleaf: now.
Dreamfeather: ouch.
Cozyleaf: Dreamfeather, PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! PUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSH!!!!
Dreamfeather: ooh! three kits! I'm naming them Weaselkit, Popkit, and Hatekit!
Cozyleaf: good job! I hate them!
Dreamfeather: ^^ me too~ I mean...I think I like them. I THINK.
GOES OUTSIDE
Dreamfeather: Cloudpoop! I got kits!
Cloudstar: I am not CLOUDPOOP! HOW MANNERLESS!
Dreamfeather: no, Kind Dreamfeather gives a kit to you, named Hatekit. Do me a favor, will you?
Cloudstar: YEEEE! I HVE MY OWN KIT! HATEKIIIIT!
Dreamfeather: Name him Hatecloud when he's a warrior.
Cloudstar: OKAYYYyyyy.... wha? Hate.........cloud? isn;t that a 'Hate Cloudwing?'
Dreamfeather: Yup! WONDERFUL NAME!
Dreamfeather: That kit is not my son anymore. your problemo. Bai.
there is a flash of sunlight and moon light mixed and al the cat's eyes go red to blue, blue to white, and then everything comes to normal.
Dreamstar: (Pops up in the leader's den) ohhh, I'm leader again! YAAAAAY! But where's weaselkit and Popkit?
Murmurheart: DREAMSTAR?! THERE'S A MINI CLONE OF YOU THAT JUST WON'T LET GO OF MY TAIL....... AND A SILVER KIT TOO! ACK! NO CHEWING ON MY EARS, CREATURES! KITS! NOOOO NOT MY SMOOTH, LONG, GROOMED FUR! NO! I DO NOT. HAVE MILK! I AM A TOM, A TOM! A STRONG TOM! NOT A QUEEN! GO BACK TO DREAMSTAR! GOGOGOGOGOGO!
And that is how Weaselkit (later Weaselpopper(OBVIOUSLY)) and Popkit (later Poppool) was born. AND Hatekit. (Later Hatecloud)
BAIIII! (+ CREDIT TO YOONSEO!)
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