( Tried to make it similar with Yoonseo's post's picture but with a kat)
Siah: (Irritated) Enough of this nonsense! You have your weapons, right?
Dreamstar: (looking at her claws) Well, DUH.
Erin: Yes...if you can call a black-and-white photo a “Weapon”...
Moonfighter: MOre like- A BLACK AND WHITE PICTURE OF A POTATO!!!!
Seline: As it is your symbol, long-lost-color-warrior-foraged-from-the-living-world, it is indeed your weapon. Now, press this pencil on the map!
Yoonseo: (Hesitating) What if it’s a trap? What if while we’re busy working on the map, they swallow us up?
Siah: (Growling) We’ll REALLY swallow you if you keep on going on this nonsense! Hurry up! Press the pencil to the map!
Cloudwing: (cheers at the word swallow you up until he notices that nobody else was) (Awkward silence);;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;(Unable to stand the silence he grabs his warrior book and throws it at a beetle)
Beetle: AAAA
Cloudwing: AAAA
Beetle: (freaked out but happy that he got to scare Cloudwing) ROOOOAAAR!
Cloudwing: (faints*)
Professor Melody: (Presses pencil (too hard) to the paper until it rips) OOPSY!~~~
Siah: OMG I HATE YOU!
Professor Melody: (flashing) SEE IF YOU THINK IT'S EASY! YOU DONT EVEN HAVE FINGERS tO HOLD THIS SLIPPERY PENCIL! It's COVERED with Ya SNOT!
Siah: (starts whimpering and tears roll down from her face and she starts weeping) MUMMY!!!! SHE'S BEING MEAN TO ME! MEAN! MEANY BULLIES! SIAH HURT!
Light suddenly shines out of the map. The cats and Humans blink for a few seconds, before quickly opening them wide and look down at the drawing. Little marks made across blue-tipped cottages. With cats. Heading past jagged blue mountain tips to the road beside the long river, reaching at a large gray castle. Also with cats. The humans found out that COzyleaf was busy drawing funky cats everywhere in the painting.
Yoonseo: Thank you for giving this to us!(Ignores the
Cats: (all proud and mighty when they didn't do anything) YOU'RE WELCOME!!!
Seline: Whenever you’re in danger, you can count on us to protect you! No one would DARE hurt two hyenas like us!
Whistletuft: HUH?! WHATABOUTMEYOUFOOLS?!
Erin: Thank you for your help! I hope we see you again someday!
Cloudwing: (Waking up from fainting) NEVER!!~~ (Glances nervously at the Beetle)
Beetle: ROAAAAAAAAA!
Cloudwing: (takes off)
The humans wave farewell to the hyenas, and disappear into the dense forests.
Seline & Siah’s POV (Point of view)
Seline: So the warriors have gone.
Dreamstar: NO, WE'RE NOT!
Sleepytail: Dreamstar we're WORRIERS.
Siah: But are you sure they ARE the warriors? I mean...they’re too…
Dreamstar: Stupid?
Seline: (Growls affectionately) Too young? Being young doesn’t stop their magic blood from flowing.
Dreamstar: I NEVER SAID YOUNG! I SAID STUPID!
Celerytuft: (singing) MAAAAAAAAAaaAaAAaaaAaAAAAAAAaaAaaAaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAGggGgGgGgGGGGGGGGggggGgggGGGgGGGGgGGIIiiiIIiiiiIIiiiiiiiiIIiiCCCccccCcccccccCCCCCCCCcCcCCCcCCccccCcCcCCcccccccCc BLOOOOOOOOOOOooOOoooOOooooOoOooOoooooD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAAAAAGIIIICCCC POOOOOOTTTTAAATOOOOO BLUUUUUUUUUUD!
Siah: (Shrugging) (Agreeing to Celerytuft)I guess.
Seline: I just hope they can cope with Yellowfang's manipulation…
Yellowfang: (watching from StarClam) WHAT?! IM NOT EVIL! I JUST DITCHED MA CLAN AND HUNTED IN A FOREGIN TERRITORY AND FELL IN LOV* WHEN I WAS A MEDICINE CAT AND HAD KITS AND LIED TO MAI CLAN THAT I DIDN'T HAVE KIT wHEN I DID AND KILLED MA ONLY SON WITH SUPER EVIL AND PAINFUL DEATH BERRIES AND MURDERED HIM AGAIN AT THE GR8 BATTLE WHEN I FOUGHT AGAINST THE PLACE OF NO STARS RIGHT BEFORE HE KILLED STUPID FIRESTAR WHICH I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE I THINK BCUZ I JUST LEARNED THAT FIrESTAR IS A JERK WHO IS ADDICTED TO A CAT WHO IS NOT DEaD IN STARCLAMmMMmmmMmmm.... Oh waw that's a lot I did ok im evil >:)
__END__
Comments