Jeannie the Mayor said, "Bang Bang Bang! Now, lets choose how to punish the slave who has sheep hair. Does anyone have good ideas?"
Irene the candy shopkeeper said triumphantly, "Oh, me, I've got one! What about asking Ms. Dain to hit his butt for about 500 times just like the way prisoners did in Korean history?"
Dain the slave torturer screeched, "Noo! NONONONONONONO! I KNOW THAT MY ARMS WOULD HURT, AND MY STICKS WOULD BE SMELLY!!!"
Mayor became angry and started screaming, "THen, WHAT? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THAT SLAVE WHO IS TRYING TO ESCAPE AGAIN? We can't give him to the GORILLA; I know that the Gorilla would be nice to him because the Gorilla likes sheep."
Savina the animal dung cleaner shouted, "HEy, LISTEN to meeee!"
Towns people shouted altogether, "WHAT KIND OF IDEAA DO U HAVE INSIDE YOUR BRAINNN?"
Animal Dung cleaner said unsure, "Maybee, just maybee, what if we make slave Daniel into a target, and fire poop to him twenty four times a day?"
Mayor said, "Sounds SWEET! WHO HERE THINKS THAT DUNG CLEANER IS RIGHT?"
Doctor, Teacher, Slave Tortuer, Prisoner Torturer, Magician, Shopkeeper said, "MEMEMEMEMEMEEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEE!!!"
Mayor shouted to the towns people, "For justice and democracy made by great leader and youngest leader, we shall choose the poop punishment, which would be held in, umm, the, umm ugh..."
Dung Cleaner whispered, "whisper whisper the cow cage whisper whisper"
Mayor screamed, "The COW CAGE!!!"
Slave Daniel said annoyed by the mayor, "Aww, come on, why Cow Cage?
Mayor screamed to the slave so mad, "SHUT UP SLAVE! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK INFRONT AUTHORITY. WE INVITED YOU TO LISTEN TO YOUR PUNISHMENT, SO LISTEN QUIETLY!!!!! Ms. Dain, could you please tie a tape around the Slave's mouth?"
Slave Torturer said happily, "SURE!!!"
Mayor said, continuing on, "Anyways, THE GREATEST MAYOR IN THE WORLD HAS A GENEROUS MIND, SO I SHALL ANSWER TO THE SLAVE'S QUESTION!! The Poop Punishment WOULD be taken in the cow cage BECAUSE! umm, because, arghh..."
DUng cleaner whispered again, "whisper whisper because cow poop smells alot whisper whisper"
Mayor screeched again, "BECAUSE IT SMELLS ALOT!!"
TOWNS PEOPLE screamed all together, "YAYYYY!!"
- Next day-
Mayor said, "NOW, WE WOULD START THE PUNSIHMENT FOR THE SLAVE! BRING THE POOP!!!!!!"
Dung CLEaner screamed at the crowd, "POOP ASSEMBLING!! DAN DAN DA DANNN DAN DAN DA DANNN DAN DAN DA DAAANNN DAN Da dan DAn Da DANNNNNN"
Mayor said, "Ms. Dain, please contribute the gloves to the towns people, and give them two gallons of cow poop each."
Slave TorTurer started contributing the poop saying, "Here you go, HERE YOU GO, Here You GO, HEre you Go"
Mayor screeched, "START THE FIRING!!"
* Kabloosh Pow pow Kaboom Kabann*
TOwns PEOPLE became busted, and screamed, "ARHHHHHHH!!! Let's TEACH THE SLAVE A LESSON!!!"
Slave screamed in dismay, "AWWWWWW!!!!! Help me!!"
MAyor said, in a way of mercy, "I'll think about it. Wait, no, Thinking TimE is DOne, NO."
SLAVE cried in horror, "HELP ME MR. Brad!!!!"
Prisoner Torturer Leo laughed at the slave saying, "NEVER!! HA, WHY WOULD MR. BRAD HELP YOU WHEN I AM HOLIDNG HIM? AND EVEN if MR. Brad was HEre, He wouldn't help you BECAUSE He is in a higher level than you, soo, tsktsktsk"
SLAVE: HOW COME?
PRisoner Torturer said as he was laughing hysterically, "IT's MY WAY MYAHAHAHA!!"
BYE~~~
By thebestdungcleanerintheworldDaSavinawhohasallcontroloverthewholeuniverse.
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