The three little pigs and wolf.
Narrator who turns out to be Daniel: "The wolf hadn't eaten for 2 years and 3 months and 4 days and 5 hours and 6 minutes and 7 seconds and 8 milliseconds and 9 microseconds."
Youngest piggy= Frad
Middle piggy= Rrad
Oldest piggy= Brad
Father= Meany
Wolf= Wolf
Narrator who turns out to be Daniel= NWTOTBD
Meany:(Angry) "I don't want anyone in my house! Out! OUT! You guys live alone and you guys take care of your self!"
NWTOTBD: "Like this, the three little pigs were chased out of Meany's house. They wandered and wandered and agreed to split up and make houses."
Brad: "Why make a house that is made out of bricks? It is harder and CERTAINLY NO WOLF IS GOING TO COME AND BLOW OUT MY HOUSE IN 3 SECONDS! Right?"
NWTOTBD: "Brad made a house in 5 seconds with a bunch of hay from the ground that horses pooped on."
Brad: "This house is perfect! It is comfortable and it smells like horse poop!"
'Thinks'
Brad: "It.... smells of horse poop.... arg, I am too lazy to make my house again!"
NWTOTBD: "BRad decided to make the house again after sleeping in the horse poop smelling house. And meanwhile, R-rad(Probably nobody can pronounce it) was carrying wood and cutting out wood from the forest."
Rrad: "Phew! That's enough wood! Now lets start making my house!"
NWTOTBD: "He made the house in a day using a moter driver and steel and other things to put the wood together like nail, and huge staplers that are used to make houses."
Rrad: "I hope this is enough! Maybe a caterpillar can eat it, but it doesn't matter!"
Meanwhile Frad
Frad: "Heeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! I need more briiiiiiiccccccckkkkks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
NWTOTBD: "He dropped 50 bricks on is toe."
Frad: "I need more!!!!!!!!!"
NWTOTBD: HE starts to make is house slowly and very strong so that nothing an break it. After 1 month, he finishes his house when there was holes in Rrad house and Brad house still smelled of horse poop."
Frad: "Phew! Finally done! Now I can rest with peace CERTAINLY NOT DROPING 50 BRICKS ON MY TOES AND MAKING MY BONE BREAK WELL WHICH IT DIDN'T BUT WHICH IT HURT A LOT AND GETTING MY HAND ALMOST CUT OF BY A DRILL!"
NWTOTBD: "Then, few days later, a mean wolf who later will go into the story the little red riding hood come and tries to eat the pigs"
Wolf: "ha! What in the world is this hay stack?"
BRad: (TEars in his eyes) "Hay is for horses! buhaaahahhaa!"
WOlf:(Confused) "Yes. So? Hay IS for horse. I am not that stupid! And I am gonna eatcha!"
Brad: (Freezes) "No.. N... nob... nobody here!..." "Oopsy Poopsy!"
Wolf: "Well that proves that somebody is there!"
Brad: (ANgry) "How can you think somebody is there when that somebody says that nobody is there?!!" 'Thinks' "OHhhhhhhhhH! WOlf? YOu are a genius!"
Wolf: "HUfff 1,2,3, PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!"
NWTOTBD: "The house which is made out of hay which is for horses blew away in a millisecond and Brad started to run to Rrad's house."
WOlf: "I"m gonna getcha!"
Rrad: "Hmm haa Dainnanananannanana eh! Da nanananan na na nana eh! lite it up dain a mite!"
NWTOTBD: "Brad came crashing into his house and locked the door."
Rrad: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
BRad:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Rrad: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
BRad:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Rrad: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
BRad:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Rrad: "...." "Hi."
Brad: "Hi."
Rrad: "WHat the he** Happened?"
Brad: "(Suddenly panting and his mouth bubbles and faints away) Wolf..... BRlaha...."
Rrad: "Wo.... wolf??????" "Well well... My brother is dumb. My house is too strong for a wolf the blow a-"
Wolf: PuFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
NWTOTBD: "EVerything flies away and brad and Rrad runs away."
Frad(OMG THE NAMES ARE SO HARD) : "SMooth like butter! LIke a criminal under cover! Cool shade stunner! I am the best in the world!"
NWTOTBD: "Brad and Rrad come screeeching into his house."
Frad: "...." "Hi"
Rrad: "AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Frad: "I SAID HI!"
Rrad: "OH." "WOLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Frad: "Ok." "FAkea love! fakea love! Fake love!"
Rrad: "I SAID WOLF IS COMING!!!!!!!!"
Frad: "OK! OK! OK!"
WOlf: "HUFF 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,1111116,eleventeen annd 1!" "PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
NWTOTBD: "NOthing happens and the wolf gives up not eating for 3years."
- THE END!!!!-
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