Thing that happened in my first class that was funny, a kind of different version of the true one

Tei: (leaning on the front desk..) so guys, bla bla bla..

(Mr Patrick comes in)

Tei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!

Mr Patrick: Tei, are you okay?

Tei: (still screaming)

Mr Patrick: Tei!

Tei: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (then faints)

Mr Patrick calls her mom

Tei's mom: what? you kidding me are you fooling me! she can't be sick!

Mr Patrick : then come and look

Tei's mom" oh my gosh, no thank you, you suppose me to come from my company?

Tei's mom: bla bla bla..(Mr patrick turns off the phone)

Tei suddenly wakes up: huh what' goin' on here?

Mr patrick: (silence, sits on a chair)

(Tei returns to her seat)

they suddenly play RSP together

Mr Patrick: Yes!...um no...Yes!..no ....no....no.. (he keeps losing by doing the same thing over and over again)

Kids: just change your action of the RSP and you will win teacher

Mr patrick: No! never give up No..I lose..No..No..No...eternity

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Savina: so Tony, what is your answer

Tony: (silence)

Savina: HELLO?

Tony: (SILENCE)

Savina: hello? hello? don't you have a mouth.

Tony: I do have a mouth

Savina: then what is your answer (takes his paper away from him)

Tony: (takes the paper bacl)

goes back and forth...for eternity until mr patrick comes back to get back to class

Mr patrick: so what did you learn during discussion time?

Savina, Tony: we learned that we need to build strength and intelligence to steal one another's papers