Cloudwing:Daniel
Nightfur(NIghtwhisker): Julia
Dreamstar: Dain
Sleepytail:Sophia
ETC but you don't have to know more.
Cloudwing: AHEM??????? HELLO???????????? WHO IS DISTURBING THIS CLean and Quiet and Cool and FRREEEESSSSHHHHH CEREMON-
Dreamstar:Well, I will tell you that this ceremony was disturbed from the start with your screeching voice and Anything that contains you in it is not clean and your shrieking voice is not quiet and also, it’s green leaf and it is very hot today and It seems like you didn’t clean for days which is not clean. NOw. end of Ceremony.
Cloudkit:Then I am still a kit.
Dreamstar:Well, if you keep acting like that, I will make you an unborn kit.(Thinking: And probabbly torture him or kill him the moment he is born.)
Cloudkit:Well, how are you gonna make me?
Dreamstar:(Dozes for 10 seconds.) (Goes to starclan for a sec)
STARCLAM
Poo can: DREAMMMMSTARRRRRRRRRR I AGREE WITH YOU PLEASEEEEEEE!
Dreamstar:That is probably the only right thing you said.
Forgetful Star 11:YES ME TOOOOOOO
dreamstar:That is probably the only right thing you said.
Dreamstar:Not really thanks for advice and not really so bye!
BACK
Dreamstar:Starclam…. I mean ctarslam…. I mean starr ablution….ugh I anyways everybody in the world and also in the stars, everybody agrees with me so..
EVErybody who was dragging their butts:*SSSNNOORREE*
Dreamstar:ANYWAYS>... I can amke you a unborn kit when I want to and kill you and torture you the moment you are born(THIINKNG:OPpps I spilled out my real mind)
Cloudkit:¿Seguro por qué no?
Dreamstar:I don’t get what in the world you are talking about.
Cloudkit:No me importa. No es necesario que lo sepas. De lo contrario, podrías hacerme pedazos.
Dreamstar:Sleepytail I think he is sick.
SLeepytail:ÉL en realidad no lo es.
Nightwhisker Who just woke up: (LOoking scared) IS everybody becoming like dear puffy mushroom?
Cloudkit:¡NO SOY UN QUERIDO SETA PUFFY! ¡ESO ES UN INSULTO! BUAHAHAHHAAAAA!
Dreamstar:(Also looking scared)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CLOUDKIT AKA CLOUDWING AKA DEAR PUFFY MUSHROOM VIRUS!!!!!!!!!
Blanketstorm: Even I don’t get it. Puedes hablar en inglés, o puedes parar de hablar. Elige uno! (Whispering to Dreamstar) This means “You can either speak in English, or stop talking. Pick one.
Cloudkit:¡Cállate! No necesito tu consejo Y soy el mejor y eso es todo lo que importa y deja de llamarme querido hongo hinchado Y eso es un insulto y no quiero elegir porque no quiero que nadie entienda, pero aparentemente blanket- ¡El kit no nacido es comprensivo y me hace volar de nuevo a las nubes!
Blanketstrom:Buahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa ¡No soy un gatito sin nacer!
CLoudkit:YAY! YOU ARE CRYING! EVERYBODY CRY! THIS IS THE GREATNESS CLOUDKIT'S COMMAND! DO IT NOW!
(NObody cries)
Cloudwing:¡CÓMO TE ATREVES A NO LLORAR! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡LLORAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloudkit:YO NO SOY KIT DE NUBE ALA NUBE ALIMENTADO QUERIDO SETA!!!!! TAMBIÉN <¡NO TIENES QUE GRITAR TU CABEZA!
(EVERYBODY FAINTS)
Cloudkit:¡Soy el más grande y el mejor!
A queen who was beside:(TO her kits) that is a perfect example of a horrible cat.
Cloudkit:¿Estás hablando conmigo? Bueno ... ¡yo también soy un kit!
Nightwhisker smacks his head laughing: I will hit your big head until you speak english!
Cloudkit: OKI OKI OKI OKI! AHHHH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OKIOKI! ENGLISH!
Nightwhisker: Good.
Cloudkit: Te mato!
Nightwhisker: I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH !( Bangs her head against his)
Cloudkit: OUCH! OUCH! OKI! OKI! ENGLISH!
Nightwhisker: Good.
Cloudkit: Te mato!
Nightwhisker: I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH !( Bangs her head against his)
Cloudkit: OUCH! OUCH! OKI! OKI! ENGLISH!
Nightwhisker: Good.
Cloudkit: Te mato!
Nightwhisker: I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH !( Bangs her head against his)
Cloudkit: OUCH! OUCH! OKI! OKI! ENGLISH!
Nightwhisker: Good.
Cloudkit: Te mato!
Nightwhisker: I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH !( Bangs her head against his)
Cloudkit: OUCH! OUCH! OKI! OKI! ENGLISH!
Nightwhisker: Good.
Cloudkit: Te mato!
Nightwhisker: I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH !( Bangs her head against his)
Cloudkit: OUCH! OUCH! OKI! OKI! ENGLISH!
Nightwhisker: Good.
Cloudkit: Te mato!
Nightwhisker: I hate you!
Cloudkit: ¡te odio más!
Nightwhisker: 냥냥펀치!!!!
Punches his chest really really hard and Cloudkit flies away.
Cloudkit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nightwhisker: Yeah boy!
Dreamstar: Yay Nightwhisker!
Cloudkit: ¡Me vengan ustedes dos! ¡Te odiaré por siempre y te arrancaré la cabeza del cuello y morirás!
Nightwhisker: (In terrible accent) ¡No entiendo lo que estás diciendo, estúpido! Speak English or else!
Cloudkit: ¡Hablé inglés!
Nightwhisker: No you didn’t! You only said the word English! Oh yeah...I SAID to speak English...THEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE ENGLISH!
Cloudkit: The language English!
Nightwhisker: Nooooooo!
Cloudkit: Yessssssssssssssssssss!
Nightwhisker: You suck
Cloudwing: HEY!!!
Nightwhisker: NOW you’re speaking englilsh.
Cloudwing: ¡Hablé inglés!
Nightwhhisker: If you don’t … MR. Tickle will eat you!!!
CLoudwing: BWAHH!!!!N.O. JUST NOT MR.TICKLE!!!!! THAT NURSERY RHYME (girl voice) “let’s sing with Mr. Tickle! One, Two, One two three four! Marry had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb! Marry had a little lamb and her feet were made of glue.”
Cozyleaf: WORK ON YOUR ENGLISH! IT’S MARY, NOT MARRY!
Cloudwing: Merry had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb! Merry had a little lamb, and Cloudwing is better than her.
Nightwhisker: Dummy! It's Mary, not Merry.
A Kitty pet comes.
Kittypet: Hi. I'm Noe (pronunciation: No)
Nightwhisker: No?????
Kittypet: NO! Not no. It's Noe. Noe.
To other's ears: No! Not no. It's no. No.
Nightwhisker: No?!??!?!
Noe: No no no no no. NOE.
Nightwhisker: Yeah, so what's your name?
Noe: NOE.
Nightwhisker: If you don't want to reveal your name, run away.
Noe: I said NOE.
Nightwhisker: Excuse me? This is our territory, and it's insulting to be refused by a kittypet.
Noe: I'm telling you my name!
Nightwhisker: What is it?
Noe: Noe.
Nightwhisker: Fine! I will go first. I am Nightwhisker. Who are you?
Noe: Noe- (thinks better) Besty.
Nightwhisker: THANK YOU.
Besty: Thank you yourself.
Nightwhisker: You are very polite.
Besty: I know- (smacks himself) I mean, thank you.
Nightwhisker: Why are you here?
Besty: My Twoleg left me here. I wanna eat.
Nightwhisker: I must bring you to dreamstar.
Dreamstar: What's your name?
Besty: Noe-(smacks himself) I am Besty, thank you. Who are you?.
Dreamstar: (smiling) I am Dreamstar, leader of the whole universe.
Nightwhisker rolls her eyes.
Dreamstar (glumly) ...Sleepingclan..
Besty: I wanna live here.
Dreamstar: Are you sleepy?
Besty: After all that walk, sure!
Dreamstar: OKAY! U R A SLEEPINGCLAN WARRIOR.
Besty: Thank you, Dreamstar. You are the worst-(smacks himself) best.
Drematstar: Shoo shoo.
out.
Nightwhisker: That was fast.
Besty: (grins) Thank you.
Nightwhisker: Dreamstar will probably name you Thankspaw.
Besty: But I have a name, Noe- (smacks himself) Besty.
Nightwhisker: You need a warrior's name. It's not good enough.
later.
Dreamstar: I name Besty Smackpaw!
Cats: Yaaaay!
After moons, Smackpaw’s ceremony.
Smackpaw: I’m a warrior now! What’s my name?
Dreamstar: Smackhead.
Smackpaw: It’s true but sounds horrible.
Nightwhisker: Dreamstar, you can’t possibly mean that!
Dreamstar: Fine, then Smackfeather.
Smackpaw: I don’t smack any feather!
Nightwhisker: Names don’t have to make sense. I don’t have any night-black whiskers. It’s white and normal.
Smackpaw: WELL! I’M GONNA NAME MYSELF ON MY OWN!
Nightwhisker: You can’t do that!
Smackpaw: StarClan, warrior ancestors, blah blah blah blah blah...I will be known as Smackfoot from now on, for I smack my head with my foot.
Nightwhisker: Shut up and listen to your leader, you disrespectful cat. I trained Blanketstorm and then you, and you are going to listen to your mentor as well as deputy and your leader.
Smackpaw: You are not my mentor now!
Nightwhisker: I am still your deputy, and I’m telling you to listen to Dreamstar! (slyly) Did you know her mother was a unicorn and she was born from a golden egg?
Smackpaw: (Gasping) REALLY?
Dreamstar: (excited) REALLY? REALLY? Oh, I mean, of course! I’m Cat God!
Smackpaw bows deeply, crying.
Smackpaw: Forgive me! Forgive me! I’m sorry!
Dreamstar: Yeah yeah, fine. I, Cat God AKA the best cat of the universe AKA Dreamstar, name you Smackfoot. Goodbye.
Smackfoot: (as she leaves) THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU, CAT GOD!
Cat God AKA Dreamstar: Nightwhisker, I want to talk to you.
Nightwhisker, gulping, follows Cat God AKA Dreamstar (I’m gonna call her Dreamstar from now on).
Dreamstar: (In her den) My mother’s really a unicorn? And I was born from a golden egg? Really?
Nightwhisker: That was a lie, Dreamstar, to make Besty-I mean, Smackfoot listen to you.
Dreamstar: Oh. (disappointed) Okay.
Nightwhisker: Should I leave now?
Dreamstar: No! (Suddenly angry) You tricked me! I liked Nightfur better!
Nightwhisker: (exasperated) But I AM Nightfur. How many times have I told you? Nightwhisker’s spirit is gone and it’s me, Nightfur, only with a different name.
Dreamstar: (ignoring Nightwhisker) You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me! You tricked me saying I was Cat God!
Nightwhisker: I was trying to be helpful by making Smackfoot listen to you.
Dreamstar: I, Dreamstar, punish you and will make Cloudwing replace you!
Nightwhisker: Dreamstar, you can’t! You can’t! You can’t! You can’t! You can’t! Cloudwing will make a terrible deputy! No! Please! No! I won’t trick you again! Please please please please please please please!!!!!
Dreamstar ignores Nightwhisker and jumps on the Sleepingrock.
Dreamstar: Cloudwing is the new deputy! Nightwhisker is a warrior!
Cloudwing: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT DID NIGHTWHISKER DO TO MAKE DREAMSTAR SAY THAT?
Dreamstar: She tricked me saying I was Cat God!
Smackfoot: But I thought you WERE Cat God.
Dreamstar: I thought so too, but Nightwhisker says it was only to make Smackfoot listen to me.
Smackfoot: HOLD ON, WHAT?! YOU BIG MEANIE!
Dreamstar: So I decided to make Cloudwing deputy to torture her.
Nightwhisker: NO! Listen, he and I will fight and the one who wins will be the deputy. IF he wins me, then I will forever become a warrior and not a temporary one. but if I win, then Cloudwing has to become a kit and you will be banned from choosing him as a deputy again.
Dreamstar: Cloudwing!
Cloudwing: (sitting up straight and proud) Yes, madam?
Dreamstar: Can you win Nightwhisker?
Cloudwing: Of course, she’s just a brainless AHHHHHH!
Nightwhisker jumps on top of his big head and claws his eyes, and it turns puffy red, blood dripping out from it (he doesn’t become blind). She flips him over the ground and gives his scruff a fierce bite, and the severe attack causes Cloudwing to go limp.
Nightwhisker: I win, Dreamstar. Now you have to promise to AHHHHH!
Cloudwing launches himself straight to Nightwhisker and does the same thing she does, but she staggers back, not going limp. But she stays still like Squirrelflight had, seeming unconscious.
Cloudwing: I win, Dreamstar. Now you have to promise to AHHHHH!
The same thing happens over and over again.
Dreamstar: ENOUGH! I’m sick of having to see you two fight every day, and I’m going to tortue both of you making a whole different cat deputy!
Cloudwhisker(AKA Cloudwing + Nightwhisker): Who?
Dreamstar: Dustflight!
Dustflight: ME? WHAT? YAY! ME! DEPUTY!
This is the part of our story...... and doesn't make sense.
Dustflight; OKEY DOKE-IE Hunting patrols! Nightwhisker, catch an eagle, from the twolegplace.
Nightwhisker: Firstly, I CHOOSE where I hunt. Secondly, there are no eagles here. Third of all, twolegplace can kill me-
CLoudwing: (crying) DIE.
Nightwhisker: HEY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
Cloudwing: I am not little. (Stands on tiptoes) I am bigger than you.
Nightwhisker (jumping): No, I’m way bigger than you.
Cloudwing (jumping higher than her): No, I AM, bigger than you.
Nightwhisker (jumping higher than him): No, I AM, bigger than you.
Cloudwing (jumping higher than her): No, I AM, bigger than you.
Keep on until they are flying over trees.
Dreamstar (walking under a pine tree): Pop goes the weasel...hmm hmhm hmhm. Hmm hmhm hmhm…
Sees stuff flying with screeches.
Dreamstar: What in the world is that?
Meanwhile, Nightwhisker and Cloudwing jump the last time and land on a cloud.
Nightwhisker: HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE!
Cloudwing: You started it.
Nightwhisker (frowning): No, you started it.
Cloudwing: No, you started it.
Nightwhisker: No, you started it.
Keeps on.
Nightwhisker: Well logically, dumdum, you said that you are not little and stood on your ugly tiptoes.
Cloudwing: Well, MOST logically, you said I was little, so I HAD to prove that to you.
Nightwhisker: WELL MOST MOST MOST MOSTEST LOGICALLY, YOU ARE A LITTLE BRAT.
Cloudwing: I’m not little - I am bigger than you. (Stands on tiptoes)
Nightwhisker (jumping): No, I’m way bigger than you.
Cloudwing (jumping higher than her): No, I AM, bigger than you.
Nightwhisker (jumping higher than him): No, I AM, bigger than you.
Cloudwing (jumping higher than her): No, I AM, bigger than you.
Keep on until they land with a thud on Dreamstar’s head.
Dreamstar: ECCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! AAHHHHHHH!
Cloudwing:(confused) Hello? Who’s there?
Dreamstar: WHO ARE YOU! GET OFF! ME GONNA SING! POP GOES THE WEASEL POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP!
Cloudwing:Hello? somebody there?
Nightwhisker: I don’t see anyone.
Dreamstar: I AM HERE! NOW GET OFF ME!!
Cloudwing:Who is on you? I'm going to save you!
Dreamstar: PHT! WHAT?! SAVE ME WHEN YOU ARE BREAKING MY BACK?? GET OFF!!
Cloudwing:Who are you? Where are you? I will chase that evil damned cat off you!
Nightwhisker: Stop all that ridiculous stuff Cloudumdum. First, stranger, tell me your name.
Dreamstar: I AM DREAMSTAR, STUPID! YOU KNOW ME!
Cloudwing: Is it Dreamstar? Then let her die!
Nightwhisker: YEAH! SHE REPLACED ME WITH DUSTFLIGHT WHO BASICALLY ASKED ME TO DIE BY HUNTING IN THIS TWOLEGPLACE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Cloudwing:By the way, where is she?
Dreamstar: OVER HERE DUMDUM! DOWN!
Cloudwing:Is there a hole?
Nightwhisker looks at the grass on the earth.
Nightwhisker (talking to the grass): OH NO! POOR DREAMSTAR - how are you doing there, Dreamstar? Is it fun being a grass?
Dreamstar: NO! NOT THE GRASS! OVER HERE! LEFT!
Cloudwing (looks at the left): Oh no! Dreamstar, are you well being a tree?
Nightwhisker: Aww, she was a cat, then a grass, then a tree! How are you having a sturdy trunk?
Cloudwing:I never knew that she could change her body!
Dreamstar: NO! PLEASE! JUST LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! OVER HERE! A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT!
Nightwhisker (looks a little to the right): AH! DREAMSTAR, YOU ARE A COCKROACH! OH NO!
Dreamstar:Cockroaches are not beautiful!
Cloudwing: It is more beautiful than you, dreamstar wherever you are.
Dreamstar: SHUT UP CLOUDUMDUM AND LOOK AT ME! A LITTLE LEFT-DOWN.
Nightwhisker: Well, I wanna give up now, but whatever this pillow came from, it sure is comfy.
Cloudwing finds Dreamstar.
Cloudwing:(Thinking) that is not pretty! Actually, it is ugly.
Nightwhisker: Hey Cloudwing, do you have any idea what Dreamstar turned into now?
Cloudwing: A super duper ugly cat who calls herself pretty which is nonsense.
Dreamstar faint out because she can’t breathe.
ANd that dosen't make sense.(Unless somebody heard of flying cats and cat who go up to the cloud)
And what we are making is a story of comedy version of warriors. and we made about like 140 pages. And we are gonna add like 100000 more pages. And probably nobody is in the docs. We are making it with guys from last year. BUt the only people who write in it is
Daniel:Lot
Dain:lot
JUlia:Lot(The one who keep coming in our class in break time with Dain)
Sophia:SOmetimes
BUt anyways I am keep gonna give you guys part of this(ONly partly)(FUnny parts)
And I will tell you the cats in the warriors.
THE COMEDY VERSION
WA R R I O R S
A DREAM OF LAUGHTER (A DREAM OF TORTURE CLOUDWING)
picture (Press)
Cloudwing:I am very disturbed by this picture.
Nightfur: Get used to it. you are a puffball - that's a fact.
Cloudwing who is a puffball:UGH
ALLEGIANGES
SleepingClan
LEADER DREAMSTAR (DAIN)- VERY WEIRD AND SLEEPY BLUE-SILVER SHE-CAT WITH WHITE CHEST AND PAWS cat(formally called Dreamfeather)
DEPUTY NIGHTFUR (JULIA)- Sleek black tabby she-cat with forest green eyes. She dreams of torturing Cloudwing every time and she hates Cloudwing so much that when she becomes leader, the first thing she would do would probably be:
Exile him and treat him like a rogue or loner.OR
Make his rank a kit and make him train 12 moons.OR
Make him a slave.OR
Do all!
APPRENTICE: BLANKETPAW
VICE DEPUTY CLOUDWING (DANIEL)-*1 strike*Grayish whitish yellowish tom with gray ear tips and gray foots at the front left foot and front right foot and back left foot and with sky blue eyes- WANTS TO BE DEPUTY- HE HATES NIGHTFUR (Nightfur hates him back the most like Tigerstar hates Firestar)
MEDICINE CAT SLEEPYTAIL (SOPHIA) -SLEEPY ALL THE TIME
WARRIORS (toms, and she-cats without kits)
NESTFEATHER (EMILY)
DUSTFLIGHT(MATTHEW)- ORANGE MUSKY TOM WITH A EAR but no more.
QUIETFUR(IRENE)
MURMURFUR (LEO)
APPRENTICES (more than six moons old, in training to be warriors)
BLANKET PAW (DEREK)
QUEENS
COZY LEAF (JEANNIE) - THINKS SHE HAS KITS BUT IS JUST FAT WITH FOOD)
ELDERS
SINGING POOL- (MR. DAVID)- SINGS VERY VERY VERY LOUDLY WHILE BATTLING AND SLEEPING AND HUNTING
BrainlessClan
LEADER RABBITSTAR
DEPUTY STUPIDTAIL
MEDICINE CAT DUMMYLEAF
WARRIORS (toms, and she-cats without kits)
DROOLSONG
DEADWING
FUNNYSOUL
NOSYBRAT
BLANKFACE THINKINGFUR:The least thinking of alllllll
MONSTERFANG
THRUSHDUNG
MAGGOTBRAIN
CROWFOOD
CONFIDENTBRAT
APPRENTICES (more than six moons old, in training to be warriors)
DIRTYPAW
DUNGPAW
IDIOTPAW
MAYBEPAW
QUEENS
DUNGEONFEATHER-ACTUALLY VERY PRETTY AND SMART WITH OCEAN BLUE EYES WITH METAL-LIKE SHADE OF GRAY
DUSTBRAIN
BANANATAIL
ELDERS
LoudClan
LEADER SNAPPSTAR
DEPUTY BELLOWFOOT
MEDICINE CAT WHISPERFISH- A A FLUFFY LILAC TORTOISESHELL
WARRIORS (toms, and she-cats without kits)
SCREAMSONG
TALKWING
YOWLBELLY
WHIMPERSCREECH
SCREECHWHISPER
APPRENTICES (more than six moons old, in training to be warriors)
QUEENS
ELDERS
---------Clan
LEADER
DEPUTY
MEDICINE CAT
WARRIORS (toms, and she-cats without kits)
APPRENTICES (more than six moons old, in training to be warriors)
QUEENS
ELDERS
Legendary Cat (Owns all clans)
RICHARD (Mr. Richard)-Has the power to assign homework for thousands of years, which all of the cats have to do in a prompt manner no matter what.
good bi!!!!!!!!!!!
That. Was a lot.