THIS IS NOT HOMEWORK!! OK??? THIS IS NOOOT!!! HOMEWORK!
Mayor: HELLUU!! EVERYBODY UP!!! TIME TO MAKE STATUESS!!!
Everybody: SCREAMMM!!! NONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONOO!! So, yesterday WASN'T a nightmare!?!?!?! Everybody: Wuaittt... how do YOU KNOW MY NIGHT MARE!?!?!?!?!?
Everybody: NONONONONONONONONNONONOKONONONONNOOO Yesterday WAS REAL!!!
Everbdoy: oh. no. lol. gosh. i. hate. this. town. oh. no. lol. gosh. i. hate. this. to..
Poop cleaner: OH REALLY?? THEN GET OUT!!!
Everybody: oh.no.lol.gosh.i.hate.this.town.oh.no.lol.gosh.i.hate.savina.oh.no.lol.gos..
Poop cleaner: SCREAM!! HOW DARE YOU, you, you, you, umm.. CITIZENS!!!??!??
Everybody: What, poop cleaner?
Poop cleaner: I was just here to AGREE with your CHANTING!!
Everybody: Hey, um savina?
Poop cleaner: WHAT?
Everybody: Yesterday, did you dream about us going to the main hall by yoonseo casting a spell on us, and irene saying that we have to make a statue of us?
Poop cleaner: EH??
Everybody: PHEW! That was just a night mare we all dreamed of, TOGETH...
Poop cleaner: OHH!! THAT ONE!! That was MY request to IRENE!! Well,, did you like it? I heard that we were really making it today!
Everybody: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!
Poop cleaner: YESYESYESYESyeSYEsyEsyEsyEysYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYSEYESSS!!!
Everybody: NONONONON..!! You know what, let's stop this stupid thing
Poop cleaner: Phew, at last, now follow me to the main hall!
-Main Hall-
Mayor: Hello citizens of our town!!!! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A NEW STATUE OF OURSELVES!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE CENTURY!!!! BUT BEFORE THAT, I WILL TELL YOU NEW NEWS!! WE RECEIVED COMPANY!!!
Poop cleaner: eh? ohh IAN and APRIL!!
Magician: huh? what's that??
Poop cleaner: NONONONO, they are people yoonseo!!
Magician: eh? eh? EH? EHHH??? PEOPLE???? SCREAM!!
Poop cleaner: nononononono, people like you and me!!
Magician: eh? NONOOOO!! I'm not a human! I'm a magician! I'M A HALFBLOOODDD!!! AND, WELL, YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN TOO!! You're mother is the god of bugatti, and you're mother is the god of bananas! So, YOU'RE A GOD!
Poop cleaner: SHUSH!! BE QUIET!! THAT'S A SECRET!!!!!!!!
Magicia: eh? eh? ehh? EH? EHHH??? A SECRET???? SCREAM!!
Poop cleaner: YOONSEO!!! BE QUIET!! Mayor: ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, IAN AND APRIL!!!
Everybody: eh? eh? EH? EHH??? PEOPLE??? SCREAM!!!
Ian: HEY!! woah woah, i'm a human, what's up??
Everybody: Yeah, we know that!
Poop cleaner, Magician: BUT the THING IS..
Everybody: WE'RE NOT HUMANS!!! SCREAMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Ian: What..?? Stop fooling and joking around, what's up?
Poop cleaner: Ehhum!! So, i am a god, irene is a demigod, yoonseo is a halfblood, (and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on) BUT THE THING IS,,
Everybody: YOU'RE A HUMAN!!! SCREAMMM!!!
Mayor: Hey guys! That's APRIL!! THE GIRL WE MET WHILE WE WERE FINDING THE SLAVE AND THE PRISONER!! OUR JOURNALIST!!
April: Pratically, I am a Philosopher.. but I WOULD LOVE TO BE A JOURNALIST!!! and BTW, I AM NOT A HUMAN. My mother is mother nature and my dad isum a snake. So, I'm a Deminature!!
Mayor: WOO!! TWO DEMIS!! NICE TO MEET CHA!!!
April: Nice to meet you too!!
Ian: umm.. so are you going to let me be a part of this town?
Everybody: eh? EH? EHHH???
Mayor: Well.. if you be the messanger, well you could be the first human in our town..??
Ian: OH! THANK YOU!! I REALLY WANTED TO BE A MESSANGER!! THANK YOU!!
Mayor: umm you're welcome? and for now on, there is ONE HUMAAN IN OUR TOWN!!
Everybody: eh.. eh? ehh? ehhh??? EH? EHH?? EHHHH??????? SCREAM!!! *COLLAPSE*
* THUD*
I wanted to be something special-but just original human and a messenger will be okay~just don't make me die-oh you haven't put April in the story too....oh~~
and it also says that the poop cleaner's mother is god of bugatti and mother is god of banana I think you should change one into father
Thanks for adding me in the story:)
please refer to me as a messenger in the latter posts :)
anyways, I am the only human??