Angry Mother Knows best alert!!
Mr. Patrick: So when I was young, I learned blah blah blah… So I thought This was right and blah blah blah.. Then the teacher said, o=put your hands on your ears. Then she said, you know who you are? And I said I am Mr.Patrick! She said: No… You're not, you're an IDIOT SANDWICH!!!
And we all burst into tears of laughter(Or did we? He HE!)
Mr. Patrick told us about idiot sandwiches. Well, I didn’t say that to my brother If you are wondering) And we bursted out to laughter. Really, What IS an idiot sandwich??
Idiot sandwich is a piece of bread, then another piece of bread, and then an IDIOT in between. Well, I think Idiot isn’t a great word.. So I’ll say Toidi(Idiot BACKWARDS) sandwich.
Toidi sandwiches are sandwiches that teachers throw at kids when they are mad(They don’t, LOL)
Welp, I have been wondering how it works, and this is how it works, I JUST figured it out…
Teacher: YOUR AND IDIOT SANDWICH (Students name)
Kid: Bwah waaaaa!!!(Crying)
Teacher: BAD STUDENT!!!
Kid: (Still Crying)
And at home…
Kid: Bwah wahh!!!! Teacher called me an idiot sandwich!!
Mother knows best: (Calls) TEACHERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Yes?
Mother knows best: You called my child an IDIOT SANDWICH HHHH!!!
Teacher: You're an idiot sandwich too!
Mother knows best now Angry: I’LL GET YOU MEAN TEACHERRRR
And the Mother kicked the teacher out of the school with the principle.
Moral of the story: Never use the word idiot sandwich or the parents and principles which will kick you out of the school.
Now, teachers, I will HIGHLY, most HIGHLY recommend to NOT use the word
IDIOT SANDWICH!!
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