warriors cats PT2 Chapter 3

Laurie

Jun 16, 20214 min read

ALLEGIANCES Uhh... Characters... ummm cats, more like?

CATS OF....CRAZY....CLAN........CLAM. CLAM.

Leder. (spelled wrong by purpose) Dreamstar

Deputy: Moonfighter

Medicine cat: Sleepytail

Warriors:

Cloudwing:

Whistletuft

Cozyleaf

Murmurheart

Pouncingfur

Sweetstrike

Powerdust

Fluttertail

Queens:

NONE, CUZ NO LOVE IN MY CLAN

Elders: OLD, FRAIL, LOVES......CELERY, APPARENTLY.

Celerytuft

Prisoners

Bradstep

Mr. Patrick-->Celerytuft

Mr. B: Bradstep

Dain: Dreamstar--> DS for short

Daniel: Cloudwing --->CW for short(DOES NOT STAND FOR CLEVER WEASEL)

Irene: Whistletuft--->WT for short

Jeannie: Cozyleaf--->CZ for short

Leo: Murmurheart--->MH for short

Sabanana(Savina): Moonfighter -->MW for short

Sophia: Sleepytail--> ST for short

Tei: Pouncingfur--->PF for short

Yoomin: Sweetstrike

Yoonseo: Powerdust (Magic(?))--->

Yuni: Fluttertail--->FT for short

Chapter 3!!!!!

Dreamstar: (grumpy LIKE USUAL) Just two news today like usual! First news is that Celerytuft has been completely torn down by a hard-working NO ONE BUT THE AMAZING I, heh...er…eh…Ya.

Everyone: *Claps slowly and rolls eyes*

Dreamstar: Thank you, thank you…

Dreamstar: The next news is that our teacher Yuni and magician Yoonseo found a place to go for the school’s field trip! Which is…*Extreme drumroll* Hairy Plopper!! LEG-END!!!

Everyone: WHAT?! WHO?! WHYYYYYYY

Pouncingfur: Impossible! Impossible!

Sleepytail: Unbelievable! Unbelievable!

Bradstep(former prisoner, now is meant to stuff his head on the dirt place every morning, lunch, and dinner): Preposterous! Preposterous!

Murmurheart: (stuffs a pawful of DIrt in his mouth)

Bradstep: I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE MY LUNcH AND YOU MESS MY APPETITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dreamstar: Warriors of starpoop, yo stink bugs………… I SUMMON YOU!!!!!

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Dreamstar: I SUMMON YOU!!!!!

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Dreamstar: (halfheartedly) warriors of StarCLam…

Bluestar: HIIIIIII! (punches Cloudpaw, now CLoudwing again as a greeting)

Dreamstar: Nice idea!

Firestar: (cross) it was thought up by me.

Bluestar: (still punching) Wa??? the greeting of punching The Deputy Prime minister?

Cloudwing: Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.

Firestar: DUH.

Cloudwing: Ow. Who’s Ow.The Ow.Ow.Dep-Ow.Ow. uty-Ow.Ow. Prime- Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow. minister-Ow.Ow.

Bluestar: You.

CLoudwing: *GASP* IM THE DEPUTY?!

Bluestar: No-

Cloudwing: HOW DARE YOU HIT THOU-

Bluestar: Deputy Prime minister?

CLoudwing:... that’s deputy, right?

Bluestar: no, your nickname is Dear Puffy mushroom, and it’s a great name too. BUT DPM is Dear puffy mushroom for short and Deputy prime minister is DPM too. Firestar and I are using it as a code against-

Firestar: THAT’S NOT THE REASON WHY I SPENT A WEEK PLANNING THE CODES TO GO AGAINST PUFFY MUSHROOM!!!!

Bluestar: huh?

Firestar: It’s MEANT TO BE A SECRET!!!!

Dreamstar: stop.

Firestar: okay. Why are we here, now?

Dreamstar: Bring us to uvula bagula blah blah Hairy what-sit.

Firestar: (makes a portal) oki you go. BAI!!!

Whistletuft: WOAH! Where are we?

Moonfighter: We’re literally…floating…in some…green…UNIVERSE!!

Powerdust: OOH! LOOK! TWOLEG!

Mallang-cow foid : Why not stuff yourself with TOADS, Plopper (Potter)?

Fluttertail: Not this…

Haggy: No, Mallang-cow foid, do not irritate buckbe-Mallang-cow foid!! Mallang-cow foid!!! STOP SCREAMING! STOP SCREAMING!! THAT GOES FOR BOTH OF YOU!!

Dreamstar: (fascinated) ooh! I wanna see! me wanna see! me so happy! yea! yea! coool!

Fluttertail: Not this either…

Dreamstar: aww…. Me no happy!

Ron Weasel: I’m dying!! I’m dying!!! Help me, Hermi-

Yoonseo: No, no…THIS SCENE!! When Hermione, Ron, and HAIRY meet on the train!!

Sweetstrike: what’s a train?

Hermione Granger: My name is Hermione Granola Bar. (Looking at Ron) And you a-

*Everyone falls from the air and lands heavily on the seat of the train*

THUMP.

Hermione: (Horrified) *Eyes wide open* Screamm!!! Don’t come near me, demons…I’ve learned all the 3 spells, I think... in the spell book by my lungs or something… no, I know them by h...heart, and I’m n...n……...not afraid to u...use them!!

Whistletuft: CHILL!! We’re not here to cause trouble! We're exchange students from OUR TOWN!

What the three people are seeing: ten cats, one beat up, other 9 meerkat-looking cats perched up in hind legs meawing:

Mrrw meow! (It’s a miracle!)

hiss. mr wow mere erw meow moe grunt*growl hiss. purr meow mew.

Powerdust: (eyes twinkling) It’s a miracle! (Ugh, Hairy Plopper is more famous than Warriors or somethin’... I don’t like it. I am such a good singer. I can sing. I can also hit.)

Dreamstar: (very VERY cross) Ugh, Hairy Plopper is more famous than Warriors or somethin’... I don’t like it. I am such a good singer. I can sing. I can also hit.

Ron Weasel: It’s………….. cats, isn’t IT? I mean, OHHHH IT’S THE CAT SERIES, YOU NOW, HAIRY?

Hairy: MMY DUm. meeeeee wow he he he hehehe ouga ouga ouLOULOULOULOULOU!!!

Ron: right? Am I wrong? I think I’m right…

Harry Potter: I can eat. Me eat you. (bites Ron)

Ron: AIEEE!

Yoonseo: (Crying of joy) Hairy!!

Harry: KITTY MEW KITTY MEW!

Jeannie: (Nodding formally) HI, Hairy, I’m Cozyleaf the awesome. I meow too, and I know how to eat as well. Nice to meet you.

Ron: C'mon guys, you don’t know warriors? the cats? the book? The one with horrible cats who likes killing each other? the stupid one? the cats who know nothing and the empty headed fools? You know! DUHHH!

Dreamstar: (offended) wut?!

Sleepytail: I hate you! I hate you!

Hermione:They ARE stupid, I guess. After all, everyone is… we are the best story characters in the world, after all!

Pouncingtail: *Grabs Ron* Grab them! Grab them!

Ron: *Punching Pouncingtail in the stomach* Unhand me, fool! Unhand me, fool!

Slaves: Yay! Yay! It’s the best day of my LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE, MY LI- i LI- i Li- i I IFE! OOH! OU, ou ou ou OUH! best day of my (continue)

Dreamstar: *Being strangled by Hermione* ACK! YOU….

Sweetstrike: MEANIES! MEANIES!

WHistletuft: KILL!! KILL!!

Cozyleaf: *Throwing a clinging Ron away from her arm* Get THAT, @*&$#!!! Get THAT, @*&$#!!! THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING UP MY SLEEPY SLEEPY!!!

Harry: Stop! Stop!!

Cloudwing: All of you, get LOST! All of you, get LOST!

Professor McDonalds: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!

(EVERYONE FREEZES)

Professor McDonalds: phffft…

All: ???

Professor McDonald's: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fluttertail: What?

Professor McDonalds: You don’t know who I am, doncha?

Fluttertail with the brains: Hmm… we can understand you sooo… you aren’t a twoleg, for sure.

What Hairy, Ron, and Hermy hear:

Who they THOUGHT ALL ALONG was Professor McDonalds: mew meow meowmew meeeeee!

Hairy: wut.

Ron: Prof’s crazy! he’s speaking cat.

(WHAT THE CATS HEAR)

Professor McDonalds: I shall be….

Dreamstar: REVEAL YOURSELF! NOW!

Professor: Dain na na na na na na na na eh! Dain na na na na na na na eh! Light it up like…

whistletuft: No way….

Fluttertail: no….

Cloudwing: what. the.

Powerdust: STOP HESITATING! YOU ALL KNOW WHO HE IS!

Dreamstar: we just wanted to make it seem dramatic.

Whistletuft: it’s…

Moonfighter: Oh my.

Sleepytail: it’s…. Celerytuft.

Dreamstar: (cry)

Cloudwing: SHE’S CRYING! YAYAYAYA!

Powerdust: (faints)

Moonfighter: (does stabbing motion and throw up motion)

Dreamstar: (looses a life)

Sleepytail: it’s a nightmare, Sleepytail. don’t… worry.

(The cats teleport home)

Moral: You can never, you hear me? NEVER. get away with Celerytuft. Not EVER.

*Later Back at Hogwarts Express*

Hairy: Hermione’s lost an eyelash and Ron’s nose picking won’t stop…

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