ALLEGIANCES Uhh... Characters... ummm cats, more like?
CATS OF....CRAZY....CLAN........CLAM. CLAM.
Leder. (spelled wrong by purpose) Dreamstar
Deputy: Moonfighter
Medicine cat: Sleepytail
Warriors:
Cloudwing:
Whistletuft
Cozyleaf
Murmurheart
Pouncingfur
Sweetstrike
Powerdust
Fluttertail
Queens:
NONE, CUZ NO LOVE IN MY CLAN
Elders: OLD, FRAIL, LOVES......CELERY, APPARENTLY.
Celerytuft
Prisoners
Bradstep
Mr. Patrick-->Celerytuft
Mr. B: Bradstep
Dain: Dreamstar--> DS for short
Daniel: Cloudwing --->CW for short(DOES NOT STAND FOR CLEVER WEASEL)
Irene: Whistletuft--->WT for short
Jeannie: Cozyleaf--->CZ for short
Leo: Murmurheart--->MH for short
Sabanana(Savina): Moonfighter -->MW for short
Sophia: Sleepytail--> ST for short
Tei: Pouncingfur--->PF for short
Yoomin: Sweetstrike
Yoonseo: Powerdust (Magic(?))--->
Yuni: Fluttertail--->FT for short
Muhahaha DS leader (don't worry she's not great XD )
Chapter 1
Moonfighter: OKEY DOEKEY GUYS CHOP CHOP WAKE UP FOR A HUNTING PATROL~~
Cozyleaf: *GROAAAAAAN IT'S TWO IN MIDNIGHT
Moonfighter: So?!
Cozyleaf: We need to sleep.
Cloudwing: YA!!! I NEED MY 37 HOURS OF SLEEP!!!
Dreamstar: HEY! HOW DARE YOU ARGUE WITH THOU DEPUTY!!!
Cloudwing: I DAREEE!!!!!
Dreamstar: WELL, OBEY!
Cloudwing: HEY!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!! COZYLEAF DID IT TOO!
Dreamstar sees Cozyleaf sleeping
Dreamstar:She's sleeping!!!
Cozyleaf thinking: PHEW! close.
Dreamstar: PUNISHMENT FOR CLOUDWING!
all the cats in Crazy Clan wake up at the sound of this
Cozyleaf: (acting like waking up) *YAWN* Oh, Cloud, punish..... goody!
Dreamstar: CLoudwing is now *CLoudkit. CONGRATS!
*Kit: suffix describing a kitten at the end of the name
Celerytuft: You're the one and only, (4 drum beat) You’re my celebrity
Don’t forget you’re the darkness within, left hand drawn one and only star…
Powerdust: CUT IT! (sweetly) Pleeeease?
Celerytuft: *grunt* latte days, I used to respect every single elder…. Mutter...mutter mutter these days grunt no respect...snort mutter murmur… FINE I’LL BE QUIET! Argh.
A FEW SECONDS LATER
Celerytuft: ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’! ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ IN THE DEEP! ROLLIN’ROLLIN’ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ROLLIN’ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ROLLIN’ROLLIN’-
All cats look at him
Celerytuft (quietly) woops.
……….
Celerytuft: My bad. Srry. ;;;;;;;;;;;
A BIT LATER:
Celerytuft: DAIN NANA NA NA NA NA NA! DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA EHH LIGHT IT UP LIKE DYNAMI-
ALL GLARES
Celerytuft: OKAY!
Fluttertail: 3rd time, Celery. Make it the last.
Celerytuft: yo kay
Dreamstar: now, my last announcement, cloudkit is my apprentice. Congrats!
Celerytuft thinking: DO, A DEER, CELERYTUFT’S LOOOOOOOOVE- CELERY! RAY, A DROP PF MAGNIFICENT CELERYTUUUUUUUUUFT! ME! A NAME, CELERYTUFT CALLS HIMSELF,
Celerytuft: (getting louder) far, a long long way for youngsters to grow mannerrrrrrs! SOL! THAT STINKING ECLIPSE PREDICTORRRRRRRR( THE CAT)
EVERYONE STARES AT HIM IN ASTONISHMENT
LA, CELERYTUFT’S WONDERFUL VOOOOOOOOOICE! TEA! CELERYTUFT’S WONDERFUL TEA MAKING SKILLLLLLLLS! THAT WOULD BRING US BACK TO CELERYTUFT’S WONDERFUL (Celerytuft, not his mate is wonderful) l-o-o-ove—
Dreamstar:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND he is drunk.
ONE SECOND LATER: (the cats of CrazyClan freaks out when there is a uhh..."Crazy" cat, or "Drunk" cat)
Pouncingtuft: AHHHHHHHH
WHISTLETUFT: AIEEEEEEEE CRAZYCAT HALP PLZ
Dreamsatr: SCRREEEEEEEEEEECH!
Cloudpaw: ACK!
Cozyleaf: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Powerdust: *gasp I…. feel like… like dying!
Celerytuft:.......? Then I fall without a parachute na na na na na na na na
Dreamstar: ( over the raket) OKKKKKKKKKKKKK U EXILED
celerytuft: EH?! You exile yourself?! What a bum.
Dreamstar: YOU. ARE EXILED
Celerytuft: waaaaaaa? You are ei leder? I am the leader?!
Dreamstar: (steam out of her ears) nononono NONONO!
SLEEPYTAIL SEES A AIRPOD STICKING OUT OF CELERYTUFT’S EARS AND WHISPERS TO FLUTTERTAIL:
Fluttertail: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ya I see the little white bugs out of his ears, (LOUDLY) LET US TAKE IT OUUUUUUUUUT
Celerytuft: (only hears the words “airpods” and “take it out”) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (runs out)
Sleepytail: OH, WHERE’S YOUR CREAKY BONES THAT YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT, LOSER?!
Cloudpaw: WAIT, NO WE LOST A ELDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Dreamstar: we don’t need him!
Thistletuft chases him out of the territory while screaming: “HIIIIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEE YEAAAAAH!”
Cloudpaw: he’s a better singer than you are, DreamKIT
Dreamstar: NONSENSE! I AM OLDER THAN YOU, IM SMART YOU’RE DUMB I’M BIG YOU-
Cloudpaw: actually, I am 3 moons older than you.
Dreamstar: … WELL ANYWAYYZ I AM A BETTER SINGER! HEAR ME OUT;
ALL THE CATS COVER EACH OTHER’S EARS
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Pop, goes the weasel
Up and down the city road
In and out of the eagle
That's the way the money goes
Pop, goes the weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Pop, goes the weasel
Up and down the city road
In and out of the eagle
That's the way the money goes
Pop, goes the weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Pop, goes the weasel
Up and down the city road
In and out of the eagle
That's the way the money goes
Pop, goes the weasel
Pop, goes the weasel
Pop, goes the weasel
Cloudpaw: (releasing his ears) that was-
Dreamstar: (angry) ALLAROUNDTHECOBBLER’SBENCHTHEMONKEYCHASEDTHEWEASELTHEMONKEYTHOUGHTITWASALLFUNPOPGOESTHEWEASEL
HALFAPOUNDOFTUMPENNYRICEHALFAPOUNDOFTREACLETHAT’STHEWAY-
FLUTTERTAIL, MOONFIGHTER, CLOUDPAW FAINTS
Dreamstar: THEMONEY-
Sleepytail: (thinking: ECK!) you’re really bad- er….. good, Dreamstar! Heh…
Dreamstar: yup! Wanna hear verse 3?
Sleepytail: errrrrrrrrrr save your wonderful voice, SingerMaster.
Dreamstar: (bats her eyes) of course!
Cloudpaw: (WAKES UP) GROOOOOAN
Dreamstar: oh, no! Out of my dearest Moonfighter and Fluttertail, HE woke up! Punishment for-
Thistletuft: I chased him ( Mr. P) out!
Sweetstrike: well done.
Thistletuft goes on highrock
Thistletuft: I Chased him out!
Dreamstar: punishment! *grabs her apprentice
Cloudpaaw: (Shouting at Dreamstar:) Let off of me!!! Unhand me! Ackk!! That hurt!
Cozyleaf: WHAT’S THE PROBLEM NOW?! I WANNA SLEEEEP!
Sleepytail: (sneering: Apparently, the PROBLEM is that HE tried to get a sip of my special poppy seed soup! And my emergency bucket of smelly SOCKS!
Pouncefur: Why did you have a bucket of that anyways?
Sleepytail: Because the only way to stop Celerytuft is to pelt it with plenty of those!
Sweetstrike: And also because candy is DE-LICIOUS!!
Flluttertail: (Waking up)Wa??? WAZ CAnDy?
Thistletuft: I got rid of Celerytuft completely!
Dreamstar: Excuse me? What about the punishment for this CLoudumdum?!
Murmurheart: (Smiling evilly) Maybe Sleepytail should stitch him up with threads and needles! Sounds good, Bradstep?
Bradstep, one of the prisoners: *Sigh* I hate everyone here…
Sleppytail: no, really, it's because of the STINKING ELDER WE CHASED OUT! What if he kills you with songs? I don’t have a cure
Thistletuft: (Grabbing a mic) *Mic makes high pitched, ear-splitting noises* (Everyone grabs their ears) DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I ALREADY GOT RID OF CELERYTUFT!!!!!!!!!!!
Sleppytail: Murmurheart, I would NEVER do something as horrible as stitching up a living person!!
Murmurheart: (Shrugs) Sorry...It was JUST a SUGGESTION...
Sleppytail: The elder! The elder!
Sweetstrike: The Candy! The Candy!
Cloudpaw: what IS CANDY?!
Dreamstar: The Punishment! The Punishment!
Thistletuft: (Hanging down from the platform upside down) I defeated the CRANK! I defeated the CRANK!
Cloudpaw: (Screaming) Make her let go! Make her let go!
Cozyleaf: (Pushes Thistletuft back onto her feet) (Grabs the mic) Stop shouting! Stop shouting!
Everyone: *Screammmmmmmm!!!!!!!
Bradstep: I'm getting outta here. (scurries off)
Murmurheart: HEY YOU! CHAAAAAAARGE!!!
Bradstep: IEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The camp is chaos
Dreamstar: Screamsing about Cloudpaw's punishment,
Cloudpaw: Giving her blows on her face and belly
Thistletuft: Crying about how great she did chasing the elder out of the clan
Cozyleaf: Sining in her best voice to make cats listen to her and shut up,
Sweetstrike: Hyper about candy
Pouncefur:Asking questions
Sleepytail:Talking about socks
Powerdust: Unconsious
Fluttertail:Wailing for silence
Murmurheart: Meowing to sleepy tail and charging at Bradstep
Bradstep: Screaming and punching at Murmurheart
CHAPTER 2 SOON! :)
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