Warning: very short
//The Therapist (Feat. Powerdust & Moonfighter)
Powerdust: (Acting therapist) (Nudging her glasses up with a paw) So, what do you fear these days?
Moonfighter:......Gee.... I don't know.
Powerdust: (Flicking a page of her notepad) Small things. Maybe DESTRUCTION DAY??
Moonfighter: (Shaking her head) Nono. I LIKE destruction.
Powerdust: Ghosts? Mental problems? The dark? DEATH?! THE END OF EARTH? THE DARK FOREST? ZOMBIES?! Horror Movies?? Clowns? Heights? Spiders? SNAKES?! DENTISTS???!!! SHARKS?? OR.... A NEEDLE? DOGS?! TRUCKS?! or a.... Puppy apocalypse? Aliens? Huggie Wuggie? SLENDERMAN? OR- OR-
Moonfighter: No... Not any of them..
.......
Powerdust: (Gasps) Wait... is it....
Moonfighter and Powerdust:
PAPERCUT.
That was the very sad story of the horrible and terrible fate of lé papercut.
BAM BAM BAAAAAAAM!
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