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Updated: Mar 5, 2022

Feat. Fluttertail & Sweetstrike


Fluttertail: Can cows be holy?


Sweetstrike: No. But pigs can FLY


Fluttertail:.... I shall keep dreaming that cows are holy. HOLY COW!


Sweetstrike: (dropping her happy face) Call me in 2078 when pigs DO fly.


Fluttertail: Ok. Y'know, just in case you forgot, it is 2078, and-


(Pig zooms by)


Fluttertail:-there goes the pig. Btw, we're cyborgs.


Sweetstricke: WHAAAAT??


Fluttertail: Ooh, I have to go to church. The cows are getting ready for worship, and I promised I'd help them.


Sweetstrike: (Dumbfounded)


Fluttertail: (purring) HOLY COWS! (Walks away)


Sweetstrike:.....


Sweetstrike: ..... That.


was.


awesome.


A holy cow: G'sus is very very sus. so we should worship Cow Jeremy from now on. HAIL COW JEREMY!!! (starts to moo a song)


Sweetstrike: How did everything change so quickly? Now pigs fly and cows are holy and stuff.


Dreamstar: (Running around in circles) POP GOES THE WE-ZAL! DREAMSTAR IS BETTER THAN CLODUBUWING AND MLP TWINKLETAIL GUY!!


(that will never change.)


DE END



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