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HOG

Updated: Feb 26, 2021

Let me tell you about a boy. He goes to my Math Acadamy and I don't know his Korean name, so me and my brother nicked named him "Hog". You'll soon find out why after I tell you some of the things he does.


You see, my academy is located in Eunma Building, and there is a store that sells candy, snacks, and gum at a really cheap price. Hog always says that he'll go to the bathroom and then he comes back with an ice cream cone or a Pepsi. One time, he got a Pepsi and then drank it all in CLASS TIME, with others around, and then he began BURPING. That's just totally disgusting. My brother once saw him eat 2 ice cream cones and 1 big bag of snacks at break time (30 minutes) alone.


He also LOVES to hog stuff. Do you know how it's sorta really cold these last few weeks? And see, Eunma Building is not that warm. So, in the classroom, there is one heater /air conditioner on the ceiling and one moveable one. Hog, he always pulls the moveable one to himself, puts his arm on it, and sleeps.


You might be wondering what kind of teacher mine is by letting Hog do that. My teacher is very strict and very hard disciplined. Pray that your mother wouldn't find this academy. But still, my teacher cares for us (students) very much. From what I think, she just gave up on him. Hog is really, the worst person I saw in my life and he can't change.


More onto Hog, you probably heard of 수학의 정석 once, right? Well, Hog does this but don't you start thinking that he's smart. He copied all of the answers to that book ( The answers are in the back of the textbook ) and was caught red-handed.


This one is about food again. (This was before COVID 19) Me and my brother shared a bag of Corn Chips during break time. Hog, from the looks of it, had already finished his snack and ran out of money. So, he took a seat right next to us and kept staring at the Corn Chips while we were eating it! We had to get out of the academy and find another place to eat, thanks to Hog.


Wait! 1 last thing about Hog. Sometimes, he gets out of class without permission and relaxes/sleeps on a couch in the academy. Once, when I was getting water (it was the day that Hog had ran out of money), Hog was sitting on the couch looking like a man who had 10 month's worth of taxes to pay! He seemed to be thinking, 'How can I get some money... I'M HUNGRY! I WANT MY SNACKS, ASAP!'


I might sound like I'm bulling him, but if you ever meet him, that thought will be blasted out of your head. Besides, he told me that I could write about him ( looking smug like he was Ceaser or something ).

So yeah, Haha in your face Hog, although you can't read this. This was for everyone that ever got bothered by you! 😜

( Up, this is a picture of Hog if he ever decides to be a D.J )

(And this is a more realistic picture {Thanks to Dolphin} that I found)


By the way, be sure to check out the comments

Some are great, thanks to Stella, Dolphin, Juan, Emma, and Me.

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uniphin1020
Feb 25, 2021

dude Hog isn't that picture; the picture's too cute to be Hog.

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bekind531
bekind531
Feb 26, 2021
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OMG!!! I just found the Perfect Picture!!


Ugly, Fat, Eating, and trying to act cool when he is totally not

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emmakim
Feb 24, 2021

Hog is a

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smartjuan1212
Feb 23, 2021

Hog sounds like a bully/lazy guy/ meanie

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bekind531
bekind531
Feb 23, 2021
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Yeah, he is.

Pity he didn't give up on studying although he already copies from the answer sheet.

If I was his mother, I (would have kicked him out earlier) would have got the money that Hog uses on academies and use it to buy snacks.

That way, Hog, students, and the teacher is all happy *although I hate to see hog happy, so I would probably buy him disgusting stuff like 연양갱, not stuff like Pringles or any other yummy snacks, see picture below*.



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Jungwoo Seo
Jungwoo Seo
Feb 22, 2021

That hog looks like a GREAT DJ.

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bekind531
bekind531
Feb 22, 2021
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Yeah!

I totally agree

🤣 lol

I met Hog 2 ay and he announced to the world that he needed an eraser and I needed to borrow him one (I threw it out after he gave it back). However, I got my revenge!!!

I got a cup FULL of water and then when Hog was passing by, I spilled it but made it look like Hog did it, so he had to clean it up because I complained to the teacher!!!!!

I looked like I didn't care lol.

First time I got revenge!!!

So sweet!🍭



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