Baseball Stuff ft. No Personal Pronouns

Hello Einsteins! Today, Roy will try his best to write a blog without personal pronouns. Roy would like to talk about baseball today. In the KBO(Korean Baseball Organization), there are the regular season(when 10 teams play 144 games each), and the postseason. KT Wiz won the regular season, Samsung Lions came in 2nd, LG Twins in third, Doosan Bears in 4rth, and Kiwoom Heroes in 5th. Roy thinks that SSG Landers came in 6th, but Roy can’t remember. Roy thinks that Ryan explained this once, but Roy will say it anyway. After the regular season, there is the postseason. The teams who are in 1st to 5th get to go into the postseason. This means that KT, Samsung, LG, Doosan, And Kiwoom would play. The first games are the 5th(Kiwoom)vs 4th(Doosan). This is called a wild card. One of the team's needs to win 2 times. However, since Doosan was 4th, and Kiwoom was 5th, Doosan automatically wins one game. In a simple nutshell, Doosan only needs to win once, Kiwoom needs to win 2 times in a row. This was like, a few weeks ago, and Doosan won. Doosan went up against 3rd place LG(this is called a Playoff Semi final). However, this time there aren't any teams with a head-one-win-game, so Doosan and LG both needed to win 2 times. Again, they already did this, and Doosan beat LG. Then Doosan went up against Samsung(Playoff), and busted Samsung. That means we go against KT in the Korean series, which is like the final game in the postseason. Doosan and KT have to win 4times, so they play at the most 7 times. But, this means that Doosan is going into the Korean Series 7 times in a row, which is really impressive. This is also the first time they rose from the Wild Cards to the Korean Series. Wow. Good stuff. Roy is very happy(lol this sounds like Roy’s english book). However, the problem is that we actually have no pitchers left. We currently have choi won joon, and kim min gyu. Our other pitcher Kwak Bin said his back hurt so he is either in or out of the postseason. Doosan’s other 2 Cuba/American pitchers are out because of injuries, and the other pitcher just sucks so he is out. And our bullpen’s pitchers are good, but we have only 4 good pitchers including our closing pitcher. Not good. So Doosan has to rely on luck and skill from the hitters who have done pretty well. Wow! Roy wrote over 300 words! Roy is tired. Roy will go now. Roy says goodbye. Also, Roy heard Joyce is a Doosan fan. Roy is happy that finally someone thinks Doosan is good. Ok bye(abrupt ending).

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Roy will be very angry if there are any personal pronouns