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Blueberry's death trip to the grocery shop

Not a long time ago, there lived a blueberry and his name was blueberry.. Because of his weird name you can tell that he had weird parents. They lived in a weird town where nothing made sense and everything was weird. One day blueberry was having a plain day playing with his friends during class time and eating cotton candy while going to the amusement park with his friends and his teacher. Like I said, the usual. His parents, jelly ball and blue paint was waiting for him at the door. Blue paint, blueberry’s mother was talking to her husband and when she saw blueberry she silently gave blueberry a long piece of paper appearing to be a list. And blueberry’s guess was correct. It was a shopping list. It read: dark red blood, chocolate with eyeballs, candle with a poisonous scent… You get the idea. Blueberry sighed, threw his trash can(book bag) onto the floor and started his journey. First he picked up the sewage cover and went in. As he went he saw a rat and the rat greeted blueberry by punching his nose 3 times. Blueberry gave the rat a piece of dirt candy and after the rat nodded, they went on the tiny boat that floated on top of the greenish black water and the rat held a stick and paddled. Suddenly the boat stopped and blueberry got off and thanked the rat. As he went much deeper down the stairs of the sewage, he saw lights and he saw the items. He grabbed the first thing on the list, dark red blood. He started to hear screaming and he went down the stairs into the elevator and headed sideways. When the elevator stopped he saw the magnificent, great, awesome………….. KIMCHI MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!! Blueberry dropped the jar of dark red blood and raced to the counter, punched the milkshake maker and stole the mixer. The room was filled with weird creatures like raspberries and strawberries. They were punching each other when blueberry opened the cap of the mixer, the other fruit and other weird objects stopped and like bloodhounds started smelling. When someone smelled blueberry, he shouted “Kill that blueberry and take that kimchi milkshake!” That sentence came true and blueberry died happily with gulps of the last thing he ever consumed.



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Patrick Burbine
Patrick Burbine
Jul 31, 2021

The only good blueberry is a dead blueberry 😈

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Jungwoo Seo
Jungwoo Seo
Jul 30, 2021

It is such a tragic story... 😭

RIP blueberry

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