Evil Mickey Mouse

ft. random facts(you can’t lick your elbow!)

I don’t like Mickey Mouse. When I was three, I watched a show about Mickey Mouse and his friends(two ducks, another mouse, a dog, and other characters that I can’t remember). It was kind of creepy, watching a mouse with big ears and red pants that somehow fit him dancing, and doing stuff. Worst of all, his voice. All very squeaky and terrifying, like from a nightmare. When I slept, visions of Mickey Mouse laughing and laughing in his squeaky voice haunted my dreams… Anyways, I started to think that Mickey Mouse was the representative character of disney, so I will refer to disney as mickey mouse.

I’m not sure about this part, but I heard Disney+ is interfering with Marvel studios. Not good. Since they got part of the ownership, they changed the storyline to become confusing, like making alternate dimensions, fabric of time and space, and stuff. Kind of like that movie of Loki(now I know why Loki’s death in Infinity war was so quick and rushed). The worst thing is spiderman. I heard that Disney borrowed spiderman. I guess that means they let disney have control of all spiderman related movies, so they can do whatever they want. For instance, they can make Spiderman the new leader of Avengers. Huh. But speaking of spiderman, there is a new spiderman movie coming up in december so I’m looking forward to that too. Also, I didn’t watch the other new marvel movies like sangchi(is that what it’s called?)so yea. But I did hear that the Korean actor(the one who appears in a commercial about norang tongdak, the chicken, in baseball resting time commercials on tv)gets to be in a film in marvel or something. Also, Doosan won lg yesterday so that's good. Wait, what did I call this blog? Right evil mickey mouse. Uh, so far I feel like I’ve been talking about things that randomly come up in my head, so one more fact about mickey mouse. That rodent is a killer. He reads a “How To Kill” book. I think Joyce read that. Oh, and guys, joyce said she would murder me this sat because I told her false info about the last debate, so I’m going to immagrate to mexico this midnight. Byeeeeee.