Hello everyone, I'm to day going to tell you how to bully your brother/sister. I am writing this, since I am very mad at my brother. He bitted my own SKIN. Literally, my skin. Because of this even, I am bleeding and at the same time, writing this blog post. The evil rate goes up and up for each number! (Do not) Enjoy!
Number 1
Slap your brother/sister on the back until he/she cries. Then you will eventually get a lot better and feel that you did something. 😈
Number 2
When you get caught hitting them, act as if you are a HollyWood actor and start to cry a lot. Also, if that doesn't fit to you, pretend that you need to go to the bathroom. 😈😈
Number 3
Suddenly lock the door and then, wrestle with them. If they are crying a lot, cover them with pillows and blankets because your parents could scold you for that. 😈😈😈
Number 4
Depress then and say their bad memories. Ex)You are so DUXX because you got a 35 on your eval test! Ha! Then, they will start to cry. 😈😈😈😈
Number 5 (This is the last number. It could be a bit harsh.)
Relax your sibling and tell him/her that you're sorry. (However, you should think to yourself "NOT SORRY") Then, they will feel a bit better. Call you mom or dad and tell them that you apologized first. They will probably say great job (Your Name)! Then, your parents will most likely to tell you to study. You tell your sibling to do a race. While the race, it your sibling (hard!) on the belly. They will cry-a lot this time. 😈😈😈😈😈
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