How The Niagara Falls Was Made

Once upon a time, before people even existed, there was a big river even just after the Niagara River, which included the Niagara Falls. Except for that back then, there was no waterfall, but just a river. Actually, there was no water but it just looked like a river! And in a planet called Cubano, a giant named ‘Doosan’ was looking at planet Earth, especially the Niagara River. It looked like a fine place to live for him. So, he began planning right away and sent his radioactive rays to space to warn everyone, especially another giant named ‘LG’. They had been rivals ever since Doosan sent a poem to LG that looks like this:

LG is a fool

LG is literally trash

LG is bad at baseball

And LG can’t win forever

All LG talks are trash

LG is practically nothing

So, let LG be known as ‘Loser LG’

LG was so offended that he declared war on Doosan right away and fought. It was a tie, and even Doosan was quite surprised by how strong LG was, and the rivalry still continues.

Anyway, when Doosan couldn’t wait and teleported to the Niagra river, LG was there, looking as if he wanted to have a fight. He took the challenge right away, and Doosan jumped, then made a big thump as he landed to scare LG. And a big hole was made. But LG didn’t move a bit because he didn’t. Doosan blasted his fire beam, and LG blasted a beam of water, then ice. Doosan wasn’t beaten up easily. He roared and punched him with his stone fist. But LG was smart. He ducked and instead, held him up, summoned all his energy, and splashed about 1 billion tons of water on Doosan which made him lose 90 percent of his energy. This fight was clearly over. LG won! Doosan was mad but gave up. Doosan scurried and left but accidentally fell into a black hole. He did make his way out, but by then, he was so exhausted that he didn’t even have the power to move his fingers.

And the hole Doosan made and the water beam LG blasted was put together and made today’s Niagara Falls. Since then, LG has always become the winner.