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Humpty Dumpty..or is it? The real HORRIFYING story of Dumpty Humpty


The story of the egg on the brick who fell down (**I don’t know the actual title*) is a very famous poem carried from generations to generations to generations. However this poem is not as cute and heartwarming and catchy as it seems. Who knew the poem of the egg on the brick who fell down was full of war and blood and heart breaking. Today we will hear the story of the egg that was scrambled.

There once was an egg on a brick

His hair was always slick

And he was always happy

Because he was always with his family


But one day poor little eggy

Had to say bye to his Daddy

And cried and cried and cried

Because well…? His daddy was fried

Then one day war broke out

And without any doubt

He went to his brick to think

But the bacon soldiers, they were thick


Eggy was dragged and cracked

He was in attacked

He screamed and cried

“Why Bacon WHY????”


But the Bacon was already cracking

And Eggy was shouting

“Cruel world never thinks about me!”

And everyone could see

Yellow blood flowing from the orange shell

Eggy’s mom was ready to rebel

But she was too Afraid

That it was already too late

And as she thought

The Bacon’s were already holding a fork

Eggy’s pure golden blood shining in the sun

The game was done


Eggy’s blood was on the plate

It was already too late

Eggy has been turned into soft salty and sweet

The thing no one can compete

Tasty scrambled eggs

And even though Eggy’s mom begged and begged

The soldiers ate it all

And Eggy’s mom had no choice but to fall


Seeing the soldiers eat her son

Fire flew around in her eyes, oh they were done

Cause that’s the day Ol’ Eggepenie Stwert swore revenge

“Watch out cause out of all the people in this world, my son, I will avenge.


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