You know, like one day you make a mistake and hit your foot on the door or something. Then you go like "AAAAAAAHHHHHH" and then lie down on the floor. Like this, today, I am going to write about small pains in life.
First. 'The Mines.' For a person that makes a bunch of LEGOs, I step on those mines several times. They're hiding on the floor, and a innocent Jake goes past, then BOOM it spikes his foot. The thing is when you look at your foot, you have a clear mark of pure pain; 8 dots.
Second, 'Pinky toe.' I experienced this to many times. I go past, and then my innocent pinky toe kicks the chair, and then the pain tingles up my spine, and my vision clouds. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor. It's chair versus me, and the scores until now are... 5555:0. Great.
Third, 'HeadBang.' When I was doing my math homework(instantly starting to bring up bad memories), I dropped my pen. Well, yeah, of course, I went under my desk to pick it up. Next, you can already assume what will happen. Under my desk, there is a metal bar. And my head goes 'BONK' on it, and I lay on the bed, grabbing my head for a minute.
Lastly, 'The Wheely Chair.' When I am sitting on my bed, and I get up, and then I jump on my chair with my foot on my floor. That's the moment... Chimp. Silence. SCREAAAAAAAAM.
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ouch. i feel u buddy