Kung Foo Legends

Yes, I know that I spelled Kung Fu like Kung Foo. But do not judge me, for this is a whole new kind of super-duper-secret-duper thingy. Yes. Only the ones who have had a glimpse of the real meaning of Crazy, will understand. Now onto our superduperultradupersecretdupersecretdupersecre…..

1. Island Unga Bunga People move

:Only the ones who have survived on Island Unga Bunga know. It is a mix of kicks, spinds, punches, weird shouting, and the power to make Guacamole in 10 seconds.

1. Shackamooloolala move

:I have made this very sacred martial arts move. It involves a lot of shouting, being chaotic, and doing whatever a unique person with unique ideas does.

1. Food Power

:This power of movements were created by the ones we call FP(definitely not what i just made up, combining Food, and People 2gether nope never). They use many different types of moves such as the Kimchi Milkshake In Your Mouth So You Choke And Throw Up Technique. It’s use is very special so not many people know this. Believe that this is an honor, me telling you people the secret of this powerful force of kitchen nature. You put the kimchi milkshake in people’s mouths so that they choke and throw up while you sneak up behind and pat them on the back which makes the enemy fall and cry. Very violent.

1. I have saved the very dangerous movement for last. If this info leaks out into some site called Di*cord let’s say, then people will use these techniques in their EveryDay lives and the whole world would go upside down. Okay, now that I have given you people warnings, I will now tell you. It is… th-Oh, it’s Eat Donut Time! Well, see you next time!

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p.s. this is song is AMAZING

Donutman, Donutman

Does whatever a donut can

Makes the dough, any size,

Catches the cries of “HELP DONUTMAN”

Look Out!

Here comes the Donutman

Is he strong?

Listen bud,

He's got super donut blood.

Can he ride his Donut U.F.O?

Take a look overhead

Hey, there

There goes the Donutman.

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light

He arrives just in time.

Donutman, Donutman

Kicking Evil Butt, Donutman

Wealth and fame

He's ignored

Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up

Wherever there's a hang up

You'll find the Donutman.