I can’t think of literally anything to write about. So, instead of writing my blog, I skimmed through youtube, and I saw a movie clip for the real life version of beauty and the beast. Emma Watson was in her huge, huge yellow gown, the beast, well, looked like a beast, and the talking tea kettle was singing with its painted mouth. So, I decided to write everything wrong about the beauty and the beast.
Common sense
Ok, so I get it. The prince was in vain, and he wouldn’t let an old hag sleep in his castle for the price of a rose. Umm… Wouldn’t anybody be spooked if a creepy old lady asks to stay in your house in exchange for a rose? Stranger danger! I mean, it was kind of mean for the prince to refuse to let the poor old lady stay, but who could blame him for not letting a person who looks obviously insane under his roof?
Too harsh
Yeah, so this old lady gets pissed off and turns the prince into a beast. Umm… Ok… And she turns the servants into objects… Why them? Just cause the prince does a wrong doing the innocent servants are responsible as well!!! And lastly, the old (pretty mean) hag makes a rose to limit the beast and the servant’s life span. Wow. I mean, this woman is probably the villain of this story. She went on a total ramage that wrecked the life of dozens of servants and young prince for what was it again? Not letting her stay in his castle for one night. Seriously?
Hero Gaston!
Now, the person told as the villain is this rich guy named Gaston, dead sick on marrying Bell. Mid way into the movie, Gaston figures out the existence of the beast and sts on to murder him. Well, obvious! There is this huge beast lurking around the borders! Who wouldn’t want him dead? Yeah, yeah, they say Gaston did it for power, but it’s the late days of FRance. Who doesn't want power?
Overall, Disney is popular, but not that smart.
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