School stuff

So, there was this crazy thing that happened in school yesterday. I don`t really remember it cause I passed out some time or the other, but I do remember there were girls who jumped out of a 5 story staircase (landing on the fourth floor) lots of cursing, and a large piece of corn for lunch. So, here`s how it all began. It was the end of school, and everyone was streaming down the stairs. However, as I neared to the first floor, I could hear coughing and moaning. The entire first floor was covered with white gas (sanitation gases, from what I hear.) The thing was making me lightheaded so I ran back to the third floor. My classmates were getting out (I am usually the first one out of school, by about five minutes.) "Um...guys? First floor is inaccessible. "So`s the second floor!" A voice called. It was Jibin, a.k.a Maddie. "That white stuff is spreading. Some kid on the sixth floor caught Corona, and they are sweeping the entire place. And THAT was weird because the school only had five floors accessible to students. And if a kid was found on the sixth floor, that meant: a) the boy was a troublemaker

b) something happened that I don`t know about

c) the went up to the sixth floor because he had to ask a teacher something.

The answer was (c). The white stuff was slowly drifting up the stairs, and the entire place was on evacuation. Everyone except us, apparently (our class ends about ten minutes late). "What is this, huh? Axis?" "Just climb up the stairs. I mean, this gas isn`t poison." "Huh. The label here says that this is hydrogen peroxide. You know, that`s pretty harmful." "I can`t believe this is actually happening." So, we moved up the fourth floor, then the fifth. "Enough of this stuff. I am going down." Yoonju, one of the more energetic girls, pushed past me and looked down. Only white gasses could be seen. Then, she jumped.

I don`t remember anymore than this, I did NOT pass out, I just decided to climb up to the rooftop and wait, like my more sensible friends.

Yoonju survived, and actually got out first without a scratch. I don`t know how, but my best guess is that she is a Woman of Steel and is working for a group called the Injustice League.

This story was about 70% percent true. Guess what parts are true and what are not.

P.S. The jumping out of staircase was true.