THE COMPLETED WORKS OF JUAN HAN

Hello, this post is different from others. This will show my life`s work. Enjoy!

SOS STUDY TROUBLE!

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Nerd. Nerd hated studying. Nerd`s parents made him do 30 books of math, and 46 books of science, 53 books of English, and 14 books on books on reviews every day. Apart from that, he went to 40 academies. He spent his time working on books that university students do, even though he was an elementary 1st- grader. He was always stressed, and he never even touched a toy in his life! He longed for a day of freedom. But sadly, as he grew up, his work only increased. He was so stressed, one day he ran away. His parents found him a month later. His body was cold, his eyes were closed, and in his hand was a small note that said:

Dear, everyone, I hope that this message reached you. I hope my sacrifice will save lives. Please follow my requests: the reason I ran away was because I was stressed. I hope I can deliver this myself, but in case I cannot make it: please let the children have more freedom. Let them rest and let them have time to play. Please allow them to own toys. I am sorry I ran away. Please forgive me and follow my last request. And in case I do not make it, I will let you know I will rest in peace. Sincerely, Nerd.

His parents desperately tried to revive him, but he never opened his eyes again. Buried with him was a stack of toys, so that he could play with them in the underworld.

This tragic story is an exaggerated version of what is happening in this world. Children like Nerd are constantly stressed. Though many parents believe that the more study the better, this over-studying leads to unhealthy levels of work. Though people have gone out of their way to write books about “studying was the easiest”, no offense or anything, but STUDYING IS NOT EASY!!! I can not stress this enough! Just the sheer size of the studying we need to do to survive on our own is exhausting. SO PLEASE, CUT US SOME SLACK! I also cannot stress this enough!

THE KING`S GREAT FEAT.

Legend foretold of three relics, the force-inater, a glove known to control the universe, the destroy-inater, a sleigh that had many super gadgets, and the speed-inater, a hat which was said to kill all your enemies. These super weapons were created along with time itself, at the ancient and powerful Christmas tree. This tree is the root of the relics, and myths said that whoever brings it too the Christmas tree and whispers the magic rhyme shall have invincibility:

I have seeked the power of three,

I stand before you, the Christmas tree,

Was I foolish to trust this one,

Or will I yield the Arctic’s sun,

I declare all presents gone,

A painting with no pictures drawn,

All the laughing, fun, and feasts,

Will be all eaten by the beasts,

Christmas is to end,

There will be no presents to send,

O Christmas tree,

Grant me invincibility!

Status: The world is ruled by Santa, who overthrew king Power III. He yields the relics and is currently fighting rebellions.

Once upon a time, there was a young king named Power IIII. He was very young, only 10 years old! Despite his age, he was very smart and wise. He knew that the world in its current state will not do. A decade ago, Santa Klaus unmasked himself as an evil and powerful villain. He had collected the three relics that granted him invincibility, and he also built himself an army of icemen, snow men made with ice, and armed with unbreakable icicles. But Power had a plan. He first raided the armory, which was very easy, since it was in the middle of the street, guarded by only two polar bears. Using a feeble sword, he barley slayed them. He got into the armory and took an icicle sword and thick snow-mail, a hail shield, and a ice helmet. He disguised himself as a solider and snuck into the palace. There he hid inside a cupboard until night. There he pretended to be on nightshift and found his way into the place Santa hides his relics. He just grabbed the force-inater when a huge alarm went off. Power grabbed the relic and took off. Thousands of soldiers followed, but Power put the glove on and waved a hand. Instantly, hundreds went flying. Power snapped his fingers and vanished into thin air. He teleported to his house and planned to break back in. But when he went to see the castle, he saw that a force field had been put around the palace. He saw that Santa himself, fuming was sitting in his sleigh, the destroy-inater, which was powering the shield. Then, the observant young boy saw that the ground was open. He closed his fist and the ground below him gave way. He tunneled through the ground and right to the palace. But when he reached the relic`s room, he had a nasty surprise. Santa was standing right in front of him, wearing the speed-inater. “I knew you would be here, so I left my sleigh to finish you” he snarled. A beam of energy shot from the center of the hat. Power quickly clapped his hands once and a shield appeared- just in time. Santa was furious! He kept shooting beams, but they were all blocked, deflected, or dodged. Santa closed his eyes and concentrated. Instantly, the world around them moved! The glass twisted and turned, and the bricks wobbled like jelly. The dimension around Power weaved and stitched into a bind and trapped Power. The world around them was pitch-black. “You see this, boy! This is the power of the relics! You cannot control them, but since you are truly irresponsible and annoying, I will prove it! Santa yelled. Power grinned and said, “You`re forgetting one thing. I have a relic as well!”. With that, Power flicked a finger, and the bonds came loose. Then he put his hands on the ground and pressed it hard, and the dimension returned to normal. He punched Santa and quickly took the speed-inater. Then Santa summoned his sleigh. He tried his best to win, but two relics against one was too hard. Santa got hit by a beam of energy and fell of the sleigh and died. Soon the world was returned to normal and Power became king of the royal bloodline.

NAZI ATTACK!

1938, December 18th; My name is Cluster Buster, and I am hiding inside a barn on a farm. My only company is my best friend, Radiator Traitor, and two horses called Sleek Weak and Clinger Stinger. The Nazis come here every month and every time those rotten fools don`t look under the horse manure. So that is where we hide. I sneak out and steal leftovers from the farmer, Mr. Bear at midnight. Our meals are stale bread and ice water, which we have been collecting every winter. We are preparing to hide when the Nazis come tomorrow. Radiator plan to dig a huge hole in the manure and make a den. Bluck!

December 19th Oh no! The farmers cleaned the manure, every bit of it! Now what? The only cover left is the table. The Nazis will kill us or drag us off to who-knows-where. The clock sounds 12pm the Nazis clunking of boots comes nearer and stops. Angry voices sound outside, then BOOM!!!! Gunpowder flies. A sound of a collapse echoes through the barn. The barn doors slam open. Me and Radiator threw ourselves under the table. Two angry looking soldiers appeared. Each had a rifle and a shotgun they spoke in loud but rapid German. Then I shoved Radiator, making it look like he stumbled out on his own. The Nazis froze for a moment and laughed harshly. They grabbed him. Radiator looked at me in complete shock. He was dragged away, and I was safe from suspicion.

December 21st Turns out the person dead was the farmer. I am now in total freedom! Just kidding. Turns out betraying my best friend was not the best thing to do the Nazis suspect that more Jews are hiding in the barn, which is totally true, but will never

be confirmed. But they are guarding the barn. (insult)! I have starved for 2 days and I am famished.

24th I am captured by the Nazis. If they know I`m writing this I`m dead meat! They are about to make me take me to a “shower” but I`m smart enough to know that is the poison gas station. Tell the world my story and...

LETS TALK ABOUT TALK.

Welcome my friends, today I will talk about talking. This topic may seem boring, but it is very fun. Firstly, your teeth and tongues meet and kind of click together to make a sound. Meanwhile, another part of your body, in the back of your throat, helps control its sound, pitch, and sound. Your nose also keeps the balance of your voice. Your stomach, which has muscles designed for voice, helps you keep a loud voice without your throat hurting. However, this muscle is hard to use. If you keep on yelling for a long time without using this muscle, your throat will start to throb. Then, your voice will begin to rasp, and your sound could crack. This also leads to coughing, and that is very uncomfortable. This is not good, especially at the age of 12 to 15, because that is when your body begins to change. If your voice is raspy when that happens, you could get stuck with that horrible, witch-like voice. That will not be good, would it? Also, did you know that most of your feelings can be felt by the tone of your voice? It is not the actual words you speak, but the tone. Whether if your sarcastic or not is determined through the tone of your voice. What is wrong with you? And what is wrong with you? Are quite different. If you read through my whole article without falling asleep, then I will treat you with a story.

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Boy. Boy was an adventurous boy, and he was always learning new things. He was popular, and he was very smart. He was most famous for his singing. But one day, he got so distressed for getting a 98% on a test (average 54%) that he howled for hours and hours. The next day, he woke up to find his voice as raspy as a witch in the movie My voice! He got a F- on his music test, and his friends started to avoid him. He became infamous for his singing, and he became very lonely. So, my dear children, value your voice, for that is what shows up, as much as our appearance.

THE CLASHING OF THE WORLDS

It was a dark night in the kingdom of death. A single, quiet footstep echoed down the hallway. The sounds stopped right in front of a dark, black door. The door was made of pure black stone, and the handle was made of black diamonds. Two skeleton soldiers guarded the door. “let me in” said the owner of the mysterious footsteps. He was cloaked head to toe. The guards laughed at the request. “no one is allowed passed this door” they said with amusement. “Only the high emperor is to pass this point.” But the stranger waved his hand, and the soldiers melted into dust. He flicked his finger, and the door flew open. He went in and the door closed behind him. He took off his hood and revealed his face. He looked perfectly normal. He had pale skin, green eyes, and dark hair. Only one person had such life in this kingdom, and he was not the emperor…

It was another day in the land of the sky. People went to work, children went to school, grumbling about homework, and the sun was as bright as ever. In the palace of the sky king, things could not have been going better. The sky king`s heir was the age of 15, the age to begin learning about royalty. The heir`s name was Ocean, and he wa learning fast. He enjoyed his lessons, and he was very benevolent. But soon, disaster struck. The land of the sky was about to embark on the greatest war of their lives.

“Sir! The room of mystics have been invaded!” a solider yelled. He had seen a black cloak come inside the room. “How? We never saw an army!” The general said. “It was not an army of any sort.” The soldier answered with difficulty. “It was a cloaked figure.” “how can one being destroy the guards?” Asked the general. An eagle landed on his shoulder with a paper in his beak. The general read it. “The emperor grants permission to enter the room.” He announced. Soon, three dozen soldiers barged into the room. They found the person, slowly devouring the rooms energy. He turned around. “Destroyer!” A soldier gasped. Destroyer smiled. The soldiers raised their weapons. Destroyer snapped his fingers. Immediately the soldiers vanished into thin air. Destroyer marched out of the room. He had great plans, and like all great plans, it started with a seed…

In the palace of the sky king, word got out about some troubling news. “Your majesty! I got word that the kingdom of the dead was taken over by…” A general stuttered. “who?” “…Destroyer!” The king went pale. “That is impossible” He said. “He is dead”. “apparently he survived” said a voice that did not belong to the king or general. They turned to the voice. “Destroyer!” the king yelled. “hello, your highness” Destroyer said mockingly. The king stretched out his hand, and two long swords appeared in them. “lets settle this then. I will destroy you!” with that, the king lunged at his old enemy.

“Sir! It is your father!” A general shouted to Ocean. Ocean sprinted down the hall to the throne room. He found his father lying on the ground. Blood dripped from his many wounds. “Hi, Ocean” He rasped. “Father? Father, who did this to you?” Ocean asked in shock. “Destroyer is… back. I am sorry to leave you so fast… It is your duty to lead this people now…” He wheezed with difficulty. The life faded from his eyes, and he rolled on the floor. “Father? Father!!” Ocean wept. After a few moments, the tears faded from his eyes, but they were replaced with flames of fury. He stomped on the floor, and his clothing turned into armor, and in his hands appeared two sharp spears, edged with energy. His hat turned into a helmet, and he picked up a shield. “what are we waiting for? I have a father to avenge!” He yelled.

It was a quiet night in the kingdom of the dead. Destroyer`s castle did not expect attack. I believe that is called an ambush. Late into midnight, thousands of sky soldiers stormed down on the castle and unleashed it`s full power of its magic weapons. In a matter of seconds, the castle had been reduced to rubble. Suddenly, with the power of a thousand earthquakes, the ground shook. Destroyer shot out of the ground. Millions of soldiers swarmed to his side. Ocean`s army was dwarfed compared to Destroyer`s forces. “You killed my father!” Ocean yelled at him. “He was your father? I guess swine give birth to swine, then!” He roared back. “If you think we are swine, then you must be chickens! Attack!” Ocean shouted. His army attacked the army below. He did not waste any time and went right to Destroyer. They met together, miles above the ground, in a heated duel. Destroyer snapped his fingers, and lava erupted from his fingers. Ocean summoned the sea to help, and it blocked the attack. After many attacks, Ocean became more bruised, ‘oh father, please help me’ He begged in his mind. Suddenly, Ocean`s eyes began to glow bright blue, his spear tips began to shake, and a powerful beam of light erupted from his hands. He fired them at Destroyer, and he blew up into hundreds of pieces. He redirected them into the opposing army, destroying them as well.

Back in the Land of the sky, he attended his father`s funeral. As he sat in front of the grave, he thought ‘thank you for you help’ He became a great king, and soon gained popularity. The kingdom was never more prosperous. He attended every funeral of the soldiers who lost their lives in the war. “I would not have won without him” He said to their weeping families. “Let this be the dawning of a new era! Let this be forever known as the age of life!” And with that, the kingdom of the sky lived happily ever after.

WHAT NOW

What would it take to be the most glorious human, bear, or dolphin in history? What should we be doing now? Or are we trying to have as much fun while we can? We can chat about our resolutions later and hear me out. My goal, and what I believe to be important is to keep the balance between the two I mentioned earlier. If we focus too much on study, it will be exhausting. But you might say, this will help us in the future. No, it will jinx our personality. Did you ever hear the saying “no play, only study, makes Jack dull”? It will dullen our mental personality. Then, we should just play! As much it pains me to say this, no. If we literally just play, our first 15 years would be a blast, but the rest of your life, you will have to nearly work yourself to death to survive. So, we must mix these essential things together to form a fair balance. There is always a too much for everything, and these extreme choices. I want to a doctor, and it is hard to become one. So, I cannot live a lazy life. That does not mean that I am going to study forever! Give me a break! Most people think that it is either play, play, play or study, study, study. So, they tell their kids “Either you are going to study for a few years, or work for decades! So be a good kid and go to your room and study!!” Then, the kids talk back like “But we are going to work whatever we do! We should have fun while we can!” They should realize that they can mix the two up. But I do. So that is my most important goal to do, not what I am going to study for, or what toy I want to acquire, but to mix these two things together! Then my life will be the best! (balance is for Thanos, and for once I agree with him!)

<If I was the president of South Korea…>

Oh, yeah! I got elected the President of Korea! What change should I make first? Right now, we are divided into two, but is one of the smartest countries in the world. Plus, we have been controlled by many countries. And we have a pandemic on our hands. If I was president of South Korea, I would make sure everyone keep there masks on by making them pay (with jail and money) because I really hate it when I see people without their masks on, and I won`t have to smell smoking every day.

Initially, I hate it when people take their masks off. When I see a person without his or her mask, I begin to see virus balls radiating from the person`s mouth, and I feel it coming to me. I know that if that person got the virus, he could kill someone. That is why I will try to make the crime for taking their mask off outside be the same as killing somebody. I will try to reinforce my perfect idea. If not, COVID-19 will never be destroyed, and we will have to keep our masks on for years!! Therefore, I hate it when people have no masks.

Furthermore, I will not have to smell smoking anymore. This is a little bonus. If no one can take there masks off, no one can puff the cigarette. And you can not smoke inside a house, that is the law! So not only no virus, but no lung diseases, either. My glorious work will save millions lives, and will never have to worry about smelling cigarettes, too. This could also help the ecosystem. No smoking gas, no pollution from it! Therefore, no smoking for a while is the cherry on top.

In conclusion, if I was president, I will make sure everyone keeps their masks on because I don`t like it if they do not, and we won`t have to deal with smoking. Then the virus could end faster, we do not have to die from lung disease. So, with me as president, Korea will become amazing!

It was just another day in the planet of Wat. The day was typical. The night was normal. No one suspected a thing until they heard a scream on the outpost. A few guards rushed outside, there weapons ready. They saw a young man floating on top of the fort. His eyes were shining white with energy, his skin was glowing faintly and from his feet emitted a beam of red light that kept him afloat. He clutched the throat of a guard. The others cowered in fear. He had a history with this land, and I`m afraid it is not a good one…

“You must draw the power from within!” quoted Sam Vine. He was a tall, young boy, about the age of 13. He had a strange power, the power to control all of nature. After some mild accidents like hurricanes and supercells, he was ushered away to a strange academy. It was called Eagle Eye, for all he could make out. There he met others with powerful abilities such as his own. He made fast friends with two boys his age, Joe Whip, and Houston Blue. Joe had the power of controlling things with his mind, including other minds. Houston had the power to replicate and teleport. “Sam, could you please stop quoting the professors and do the homework they gave us about Plato and Newton?” Joe asked. For him to keep his power sharp, he had to have a strong mentality, and since Joe had a thirst for knowledge, it was not hard to keep up. “No offence, dude, but that was for extra credit. I think you are a little nerdy about all this” Houston said. He was the sports elective, and he needed to keep his body strong and flexible to arrange and disarrange at high speed. Suddenly the ground began shaking. Then the roof ripped off! “Joe, is that you?” Judging from the horrified look on his face, he had nothing to do with it.

Soon, a strange figure descended from the hole. “Husama!” They collectively gasped. They were taught of the evils of this ex-student many times. His skin began to glow more and more, and a ball of energy appeared in his hand. Before he could jet it at the witnesses, Houston jumped at his two friends, and they disappeared into thin air. The trio reappeared on the dining room. “How on Wat did Husama come here?” Gasped Sam. Using his power, Joe floated up the chimney of the room. He was so shocked by what he saw that he gasped half fell the way back. “Another 3 square miles is destroyed” he reported. “Then I guess this is our new home.” Sam said sadly. He snapped his fingers and vines grew out of the ground to make three beds.

After what seemed like weeks in the room, they ran out of food, water, and supplies. Sam made fruit trees and pools appear, but they desperately needed some walls to shield themselves. They looked around the academy, and found John Bell, a boy the age of 10, hiding on an old grandfather clock. He could shapeshift into anything he saw, and his voice changed with the transformation.

“We have to fight Husama.” He said. “Are you crazy? He is the strongest being ever to destroy the planet!” Joe protested. “John has a point, though. I mean, we outnumber him, and we are going to die anyway if we don`t fight him.” Houston said. “Fine. But if we die, I blame it on you” Joe said. “Sam, can you find where Husama is?” “Sure.” Sam replied. His eyes began to glow. He entered the mind of a snake. He snaked through the wasteland and saw Husama on top of the watchtower. “He`s at the north outpost.” He said. Houston teleported them to the watch tower. “HEY HUSAMA!” yelled John. When Husama looked out he was wildly amused. “Well, well, well. I guess I didn’t kill you like I though I did” He snorted. He lunged at them with fire in both hands. Joe raised a hand, and he froze in midair. “Hurry!” he grunted. “I can`t keep this up for long!” Sam clapped his hands once. A cluster of sharp thornbushes rose and trapped the evil being. He clapped again and a tornado rose and trapped Husama in the tight eye of the storm. Houston and John put their powers together. Houston made hundreds of himself while John transformed them into Joe and Sam, reinforcing their binds. It was good that they did because Sam and Joe where wiped out. They sank to their knees and passed out. However, Husama was not ready for this to be over. He let out a booming growl and the binds blasted open. John transformed into a magical sword, and Houston lunged. Houston tried his best, but Husama was far stronger. Then he felt a strong wave of energy behind him. Joe and Sam had woken up, and they were stronger than ever. Joe pushed through the air, and stuck Husama to the ground. Sam froze the air around him and froze Husama forever. “When I woke up, I felt a little tingly. I think all the energy produced by you and Husama helped us.” Sam said. Now, these four were unstoppable. No matter what came, they will be ready for it. They named themselves, the Ferocious Four.

It was a still, quiet night. Sam Vine was keeping watch on Huge canyon. Suddenly, a huge gush of lava erupted from nowhere and filled the canyon. Sam dived behind a tree and watched in horror. He saw a sleigh made from cooled lava pulled by two huge, ferocious dragons. Perched on the sleigh was a man. He held a long pole with the shape of a dragon head on top of it. From it, huge blasts of pure energy appeared, blasting stones out of the way. “What in the world…” Sam muttered. He ran back to the base, where his friends were waiting.

“Hmm… lets see… oh yes I found it. Joe Whip said as he flipped through a huge book. “Ahh. I know him too well.” Joe announced. “who is it?” asked Houston Blue. “His name is unknown, but he is called Emperor Dragon. Said to be able to control dragons, and can conjure powerful force fields and force spears…” “Force spears?” John Bell asked with sarcasm in his voice. “Yep. Said to be made of pure anergy and can cut anything” Joe read. John gulped. “Anyway, he has the biggest army in the universe, made from 9000 dragons and two million tough soldiers, and he only visits a place he wants to conquer. We need to get ready.” “How? We don`t have any army.” Houston said. “We need to recruit some soldiers.” Sam said. “This is going to be hard.”

“Okay, I got eyes on Pota. It`s army is made from half a million men and 30 monster sharks. The leader`s name is Nun.” Sam listed. “Let`s go.” Houston teleported himself, Joe, Sam, and John to the planet Pota. They appeared right in front of the throne room. “Who are you?” Nun asked, startled. His soldiers pointed their nuclear guns at the four. Sam fell to the ground. “great king, we have come to ask of your assistance of your army.” Nun laughed. “Why would I have to give you my army? After all, it is my army.” Then John explained the crisis. “Your highness, if you assist us in the war, we will give you our planet. We and you, and all the others who would help us shall form a government and rule over the vast empire of many planets” Nun stroked his beard. An empire sounded intriguing, but this was risky. “All right.” He said. “I will assist you in all things. However, you must first convince every other planet you need to win for us to help.”

However, the thing that happened there happened in every planet. They now had an army of three million soldiers with 30 monster sharks, and 6oo super zombies. However, while they were out recruiting the soldiers, Dragon had already struck. He had taken over the planet and was now enjoying life. But when he saw the army gathered in front of the castle, Dragon roared with fury. “Those are the fools who took down Husama, my apprentice!” He summoned his army, and the war began. However, the odds were not going in the Ferocious Four`s favor. The dragons tore through the zombies like they were dolls. The shark`s water was burned up by Dragons energy blast, which killed hundreds of soldiers every time. But soon, the 2 million men army was crushed by the 3 million men. However, every soldier in the four`s army was killed or retreated. 8000 dragons surrounded them. They had no way to escape. Sam snapped his fingers and huge tornados wiped through the dragons. Joe waved his hand, and they went flying. Houston replicated again and again and attacked the dragons. John turned into a huge king size dragon and destroyed the rest. Now they only had the Emperor Dragon himself to worry about. He blasted them with force spears and blocked their attacks with force fields. He seemed invincible until Joe saw that he could only make a force field covering half of his body. He told his friends the weakness through telepathy. He and John went to the back of Dragon and the four attacked from all sides. Dragon struggled to block this until he got hit by a energy ball and was knocked down. He grabbed for his weapon, but it was two late. Sam grabbed the pole and blasted him to smithereens.

The four friends ventured through the five planets they got help from and scraped together 4 million soldiers from all of them. Luckily, the leaders were unharmed. They made their government just as promised and ruled with peace.

Sam was going through Dragons palace to find anything that could help build a strong army when he saw a note peeking out of the sleigh. It read,

Dear my brother Dragon. How are you? I hope that our first assault would go nicely. I am writing to let you know that our middle army is ready. 5 million dragons and 40 billion soldiers will be there by next week. Sincerely, White Wolf.

Sam gasped in horror and dropped the note. Apparently their trouble was far from over…

“So, let me get this straight. We need to defeat an army that is 1000 times bigger than us, but we need to handle a huge flock of dragons?!” Joe asked, horrified. “Yep.” Sam said. John did not say anything until… “I have an idea.” “What?” Joe asked. “how?” “We need to sabotage the army. There is one common poison that humans and dragons share. The venom of the blue ringed octopus. I`m guessing that Sam can catch a few. And I can turn invisible. And Houston can teleport me to the camp.” John said. “Great idea! You’re a genius!” Joe said. “Let`s do it!” Houston said.

That night, two figures appeared in the food supply room. “Are you sure your up for this?” Houston asked. “Yep.” John said, trembling a bit. Houston teleported back and John turned invisible. He got out a small vial full of venom. He opened the first box of food. “Yuck. Octopus soup. You couldn`t pay me to eat that.” He said to himself. He was allergic to seafood, and he did not care much for octopus except for the venom that came out of the blue ringed one. He held in a sneeze as he poured a few drops of it into the barrel. He did the same for all the barrels. He only had one left to go… but he accidently tipped a barrel over. The sound was heard from the camp next to the food. Immediately, a dozen soldiers rushed into the room. John had no choice but to fight. Since he was invisible, the soldiers had no way of spotting him. One by one, the men fell to the ground, stabbed by John`s knife. But from all the commotion, a piece of octopus was thrown into the air. John accidently swallowed it whole, and fell to the ground, coughing. A piece of octopus had done what a dozen armed soldiers could not. Since he was nearly suffocating from the allergy, his power went out of control. The last guard raised his revolver, preparing to strike. Before he could, Houston appeared in midair and jumped on top of the solider. John was gasping for air. “Houston, we have liftoff!” Houston yelled. They reappeared on their base. Sam grew a few herbs and helped John breath. Joe moved the octopus from John using telekinesis.

“Guys! Did you hear? Wolf`s army is reduced by 10% of it`s original state! The dragons all died of stomachache, and the soldiers died slowly losing consciousness!” Joe excitedly shouted. “We can win!”

“Not yet. The army still outnumbers us ten to one. We have to plan accordingly to even survive.” Sam reminded him. “That I did. Most of the army would be passing through Ice Island. That is where they think we are, because we always look that way before we run. But Ice Island`s climate is so cold, that they would freeze the moment they step foot there. You should know, Sam, since you’re the one who enchanted it to be has cold as -500 degrees Celsius.” Joe answered. “We just got to meet the soldiers on Jurassic Jungle.”

True to his word, when they finally met Wolf`s army on Jurassic Jungle, they saw that they were not outnumbered. White Wolf himself was the spitting image of his brother, Emperor Dragon, but was dressed differently. He held long, cylinder pole made of diamond, and it`s edge was capped with sharp dry ice that never melted. He was riding a wolf, which was six times it`s regular size, and had armor made from pure ice. “You brats killed my brother! I will make you pay for this!” He roared. “Bill us” Sam answered, and the war began. Sam got head-to-head with Wolf in a heated battle. Sam stomped his feet, and thick vines rose and trapped the wolf that he was riding on. The wolf whimpered as the vines choked and strangled him. Wolf was furious! Not only did Sam kill this brother, his brother`s apprentice, but he killed his pet as well! He raised his pole and a bright beam of light blasted from it. Sam blocked it with lava flowing through his sleeve, but he slowly was overpowered by the warrior mastermind. Thankfully, right before the beam hit Sam, Joe and Houston stepped in. Houston replicated over and over, and he and his replicates stabbed at Wolf with there swords. Joe rose above the ground and trapped Wolf in midair. He ripped of Wolf`s armor and Houston stabbed him. Even though their master had been slain, Wolf`s army wreaked havoc onto the opposing army. Sam created a huge sandstorm to block the army, while Houston replicated into a mini-army, and Joe threw soldiers out of the way. Sam whistled, and hail the size of cows rained down on the rest of the army. Soon, the army was reduced to nothing.

After days of cleaning up the mess Dragon and Wolf made, the planet was as clean as ever. John finally recovered from his incident, and Sam searched the battleground to see if there was any warning still left. However, he was looking in the wrong direction. Miles away, on an island called Ice Island, a huge army resided. The severe cold did not kill them, as Joe predicted, but was stripped of every feeling of humanity, and was planning to take their icy wrath on this planet. They were as tough as yetis, keen as a wolf, and as strong as a dragon. The cold had changed them into monsters.

It was a cold, dusty evening. Sam Vine was collecting icicles to make an ice fort. He was in Ice Island, and the only reason he was there was because he was the only one who could survive the cold. He picked a few from the ground, another few from the cave ceiling, when he heard a roar from his right. He knew nothing lived in Ice Island, so who could that be? He followed the sound. He ducked behind a frozen rock and peered out. He saw two figures, both huge and muscular, looming over the stone. They had sharp claws, glinting eyes, and a thirst for blood. “Come on now, we need to tell Master that our army is ready!” one growled. “They won`t know what hit them. But then again, we are nine times bigger than them. And our mutation would make us invincible!” another boomed. ‘Oh, no’ Sam said to himself. The two beings snapped their heads in Sam`s direction. They had impeccable hearing. One pointed at the stone he was behind, and a purple beam erupted from his fingertips. The stone dissolved into dust. “Say, aren’t you the one who killed our king?” He said. Sam tried to run away, but they blasted him square in the stomach. Sam fell to the floor. His head was spinning. He slowly faded into unconsciousness. But as he fell, a new army rose.

“Ha! I bet you can`t beat that!” Houston said. He and Joe were having a snowball fight, John as referee. Houston had replicated into 40 Houstons and they all threw a snowball at Joe. Joe smiled and raised a hand. “Oh, but I can!” he teased. The snowballs froze in midair. Then they shot right back to their owners! Houston turned back into one, and he dove behind his fort. The snowballs left huge craters on the fort, and it was destroyed. Joe then raised his hand high and dropped it. Suddenly, all the snow got together to form a huge ball, nearly 6m wide. The ball shot at Houston, who teleported away from the avalanche. But he was soon pelted by snowballs thrown by hand. Joe laughed has he threw small balls of snow at Houston. “Joe wins!” John announced. “But I wonder where Sam is…” Joe said. “Yeah, I thought he would be back in the first few hours of the game.” Houston agreed.

Meanwhile, as his friends were enjoying games of snow and ice, Sam sat in a cell of stone and metal. He had been chained together with thick ropes. “I need to get out! With only mice as company… it`s not like I can get the mice to chew away my binds…” Then, Sam realized he could. He entered the mind of the mice and made them chew the rope. After a few minutes, he was free. While their prisoner cut his rope, the guards were playing pat-a-cake. Suddenly, A huge storm started to blow, and the entire cell began to sway. The roof ripped of and flew away Sam flew out of the roof and landed on the ground. He twirled his fingers and an enormous supercell erupted from nowhere and wreaked havoc on the land. He caused a small tunnel to form and jumped in.

Houston was just about to suggest going out looking for him when a hole appeared right in front of him. Sam popped out of the hole and landed on him. “Hi Sam! We were worried about you” He grunted under him. Sam jumped up and said “I need to tell you guys something! There is a huge army nine times bigger than us and it`s headed this way! Plus, those soldiers are practically invincible!” Houston and John exchanged worried looks. “Sam, please tell me you`re overreacting or it`s a joke.” John said. “I`m not- I saw it myself!” “Then enough with the sharing bad news. We need to set out a plan” Joe said. “We could lure them into Catastrophe Cove. I mean, then we can leave it to the Water Creature to handle the beasts.” Joe said. “Good idea. We should do that.” Sam agreed.

The huge army arrived to see four people standing next to each other. The soldiers laughed. Four people were a piece of cake. Houston ran off, his friends following. The army followed them. When they reached a beach, a huge creature shot up from the water. It roared and blasted freezing cold water at them. However, these soldiers were immune to the cold. The huge beast bent down and swallowed a few soldiers. However, when he bent, he was lassoed by thick huge titanium chains. He hit the ground, hard. The remaining soldiers charged at the monster with weapons raised. The monster roared as he was stabbed repeatedly. However, the head they killed was the one of three huge, furious heads. The remaining brains growled and emerged from the water. It was nearly as wide as the whole army! The monster kicked and bit. But the defensive army was not going to give up. They lassoed and stabbed the rest of the heads and turned to face the four again. They still had 50 million soldiers left. Suddenly, a arrow appeared out of the trees ahead and stabbed a solider in the heart. Creeping out of the thick brush was thousands and thousands of crossbows. They shot and reloaded themselves at high speed. The soldiers roared in agony every time the arrows hit. Joe was controlling them all. From the waves to their left, a tsunami formed and rushed towards them. However, all the water pressure was targeted at the army. Then Sam made yet another attack. The remaining soldiers were only the tough ones. They used purple energy to blast the arrows coming at them and to stop the water from crushing them. Then, a giant mole monster appeared from the ground and swallowed the soldiers. John had turned into a Mole Dragon, the legendary king of all monsters. Houston replicated repeatedly until he surrounded the whole army. He teleported everywhere, making it impossible to find him. He started to pick them of one by one until there was only one left. The general, Taterick Furvine. Taterick was eight feet tall, incredibly powerful, and outnumbered. John turned back into a human and Houston returned to one person. Joe pushed Taterick to the ground and Sam put a sphere of water around his head. Taterick suffocated, unable to breathe the water. The planet was truly saved.