VERY EXCITING DAY: A BOOK(say with drama, and a loud voice; then it will not be so boring...)

Part 1

Chapter 1:

JACOB BOLDLY WOKE UP. HE THEN, BOLDLY TURNED OFF HIS ALARM. THEN HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND THREW COLD WATER ONTO HIS FACE… FROM THE FAUCET… TO WAKE HIMSELF UP!!! THEN, HE BOLDLY CHANGED CLOTHE FROM THE NIGHTMARE OF EVERY JACOB, THE CLOSET, FILLED WITH ITCHY SWEATERS AND CLOTHE THAT HIS MOTHER THOUGHT WAS FASHIONABLE BUT WHICH JACOB THOUGHT WAS NOT… BUT THEN, HE BRAVELY PICKED UP A SWEATER WITH THE LETTER J IMPRINTED ON IT, WHICH STOOD FOR JACOB THE JOLLY, BUT ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE AN I. AND HE DID THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER!!! WHAT A BRAVE BOY. THEN, HE WENT TO THE KITCHEN AND VALIANTLY POURED SOME MILK. THEN, HE FEARLESSLY GOT SOME COOKIES FROM… THE JAR. AFTER HE ATE, JACOB HEROICALLY WALKED OUT OF THE DOOR, AND REALIZED HE HADN’T PACKED HIS PICKLE JAR THAT WOULD SOON BE GETTING EATEN BY JACOB. BUT ALAS, IT WAS TOO LATE. THE SHINY YELLOW SCHOOL BUS HAD ARRIVED, SO JACOB COURAGEOUSLY TORE HIS GAZE AWAY FROM HIS DOOR AND CLIMBED ONTO THE EVIL YELLOW BUS THAT WOULD TAKE HIM TO… SCHOOL.

Chapter 2… Coming Soon

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