This blog is supposed to be formal, therefore there will be no funny and enjoyable words and phrases. It may be very boring and like a lesson. Please do not sleep while reading. This blog is about how teddy bears are evil, which they are. These are the reasons why teddy bears are evil. Number one, they always stay by babies sides, they are clear bait, and lastly they look weird. Let me explain.
Number one, they always stay by babies sides. This is called an "attachment doll". Attachment dolls are usually teddy bears. It is usually used with babies from birth to 6~7years old. The attachment dolls are mostly made out of materials that are soft and safe, so young children (babies) can use them. The problem here is that the young children carry around the dolls everywhere. It is called an "attachment doll", most kids treat the doll like a friend and take the doll anywhere they go Therefore germs and dirt stays on the doll and the doll gets dirty. That can affect the young children's health.
Number two, they are most clearly bait. When kidnappers lure a child, they use candy and toys and things that babies want. So, the could use a teddy bear as bait too. This is pure logic. Also when parents want their babies to eat the spininch and brocolii they could lure the baby with the teddy bear.
Lastly, they look weird. Teddy bears are adorable but there are a few problems. First of all they were sewed together because they are dolls. The problem here is that that makes the doll look creepy. The buttons that people use of the teddy doll's eyes make the doll look like a zombie.
Therefore, teddy bears are weird.
Me: Stares at all the teddy bears on my bed
Teddy Bears:
Also Me: I feel uncomfortable here..
very formal
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