Idiotic Background of the Idiots
- Isaac Seo
- Jul 26, 2019
- 2 min read
The Idiots are a race more powerful, superior, dumber, and luckier than normal humans.
However, the Hideous are a race more powerful, superior, smarter, and more unfortunate than normal humans. The start of the Idiots and the Hideous start with this: two microscopic cells, one dumb and one smart, one lucky and one unlucky, one greedy and one generous.
They fought each other, every night. The Hideous cell, constantly fighting the Idiotic cell, became so accustomed to be fighting the Idiot cell, became so evil that it made Intelligent plans everyday, to fight the Idiot cell, that it became so smart that it was more developed and intelligent than any living organism in the world. On the other hand, the Idiotic cell developed as well, not expanding its intelligence but rather increasing its luck.
After finishing developing, the Idiot wanted to stop fighting and wanted to go to another dimension alone, so it could stop fighting. However, the Hideous refused and kept fighting the Idiot so it could not escape. The Hideous was forgetting one thing; that it was very unlucky. After days of viciously trying to kill each other, the Hideous got diarrhea and clutched its stomach in much, much discomfort. At that moment, Idiot seized Hideous's neck and threw it into the Milky Way Galaxy, where Hideous was thrown so hard that its fall created a planet; Earth. Unfortunately, the Hideous had died. Hideous's death left many nasty surprises though.... First, its blood became the oceans, wild, unpredictable, chaotic, unlike the smooth and gentle waves. Second, volcanoes spawned and obliterated everything. The bacteria that ate Hideous's dead body became powerful entities such as the Kraken, Ymir the first Jotun, and many more hideous creatures, and the common Hideous seen today. Idiot, who saw the creatures of evil and hideous destroy and plague Earth, used its life essence to restore order to Earth and soothed the waves, calmed the volcones, etc. The creatures that spawned from Idiot were entities like Pegasi, Unicorns, Phoenixes, and the Gods, and also the common Idiots who roam the Idiotic Earth today.
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