Things that shouldn't have beans in them

This blog post is sponsored by BEAN CORP. PS: This post is about memes

5. BEAN GUN

It's a picture of a man holding a gun, and instead of ammo, SHOOTING BEANS! I guess you could use the gun to shoot bullies or actually eat some at war when you run out of food. It isn't that funny though, it could actually be used well.

4. Listerbean

It's a parody of the product called Listerine, it's used to clean your mouth germs. This apparently does the opposite. Nobody will use that, but it's a good meme.

3. BOGGLES

This was actually selling on amazon for a few dollars. Apparently it's good enough to block beans going into your eyes, it has this glass thing that stops it from leaking. Its price is very cheap, so you could get one easily. This is one of my favorite bean memes.

2. CB Player

So a man put beans instead of a CD in the CD player. It sounds like this when you put it in:

*silence*

Yeah your computer DIES.

1. Look, it's bean o' clock

What time is it? It's bean o' clock. What do you do in bean o' clock? You cook beans. What do you do with the beans? YOU MAKE BEAN SOUP. You can also buy this on amazon. Buy both of the following:

https://www.amazon.com/Bernhard-Products-Black-Silent-Ticking/dp/B01HONVHZ2/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?keywords=clock&qid=1559394939&s=gateway&sr=8-2-spons&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Campbells-Chunky-Hearty-Bean-Soup/dp/B07J33STDN/ref=sr_1_15?keywords=bean+soup&qid=1559395002&s=gateway&sr=8-15