This Random Story (Starring: The Idiots) Pt.1

(this is all made up (obviously) but has hidden references based on the real world here and there, try to spot them)

Once upon a time there was a very short and round being with extremely short limbs named Bob who wandered around South Idiota. He was very good at fighting and traveled from country to country, city to city looking for adventure. He worked as, well, nothing. He was just happy and content with his bag of loot from raiding cities. Some say he was a thief. Some say he was a hero. Some say he was a useless bag of trash with no torso and a face for a body. One thing was for certain though, he would take down anybody that got in his way.

One day, good old Bob was walking down a road with his big bag of loot, when he came across three people. They looked extremely idiotic, and had bags of loot with them too. Bob approached them and asked who they were. They said their names were Dan Dan, Le Le, and Is Is. They explained they came from the United States of Idiota, and a place called North Idiota. Bob thought this was extremely strange, thinking that these people didn't look smart enough to even speak, let alone travel from North Idiota to South Idiota, seeing as there was a million miles of space between the two borders. Bob decided to trust them for the moment. They could be useful on his next raid.

PART 1 END

Part two will continue on next week----------------------------------------------------------------------------