DISCLAIMER: this could hurt your feelings so don't take it seriously.
First, lets choose the 1st part of your name depending on your birth year.
If your birth-year's last number is:
1= Red
2=Orange
3=Yellow
4=Amber
5=Green
6=Lime
7=Sand Green
8=Blue
9=Indigo
0=Pink
Okay so far I'm Blue. (My birthday was 2008/07/14)
Now the second part of your name depends on what month you were born.
If you were born in:
January: p i g
February: S H E P (meme version of sheep)
March: s p o d e r m a n (meme version of spiderman)
April: pepe (a frog meme)
May: dat boi (frog meme)
June: d o g e (dog meme)
July: GABE (dog meme)
August: m e m e MAN
September: thano the raisin (no offence)
October: irony man (no offence)
November: p e p s i
December: c o k e
Hrmmmmm so far I am Blue Gabe.
FINALLY.
The last part of your idiot name is the last number of your birth "day"
If that day's last number is:
1: (none)
2: ~ is getting chased by a spiky tree
3: My name is ~
4: ~ is existing
5: yeet on ~
6: ~ is smart (bad in idiot land)
7:~ is stupid (good in idiot land)
8: ~'s IQ is:(the year you were born)
9:~'s IQ is:(the day you were born)
0:DAB ON ~
so basically my idiot name is le le but according to MY chart, I am "The Blue Gabe is STUPID"
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